Week One Haiku Picks

[OldEnglandPatriot]

You didn't ask for them, so here they are:

MAXIMUM HAIKU BETS:

Bengals -4 over Broncos

Denver upheaval
plus Orton's hand injury
welcome back Carson


RECOMMENDED HAIKU BETS:

Eagles -1 at Carolina

McNabb wants to prove
there is no need for Michael
hence he'll win this game

Texans -4 over Jest

Entirely new staff
plus rookie quarterback mean
Jets lose opener

Falcons -4 over Dolphins

Last year's Dolphins had
plenty health and turnovers
The luck stops here

Cowboys -6 over Buccaneers

Tampa adding plays
without much time to practise
means Leftwich gets sacked


MINIMUM HAIKU BETS

Vikings -4 at Browns
Vikings/Browns UNDER 40 total points

Vikings run the ball
eating up precious minutes
but touchdowns are rare (or 'suck that mangini')

Jaguars +7 at Colts

Jacksonville bounce back
from disappointing season
and won here last year

Dolphins/Falcons OVER 43.5 total points

both teams can throw and
neither has great defense so
scoreboard is busy

Redskins/Giants UNDER 37.5 total points

division rivals
play smashmouth and hopefully
miss some field goals too


May all your wagers win......

 

[JSn]

That is... weird!

 

[TruthSeeker]

That is... weird!

What JSn meant was:

That is shockingly
outrageously crazily
and absolutely weird

 

[supafly]

Kind of missing the whole 'weird' factor, but I am somewhat slow too

Guy posts his picks for the weekend, some agree--some don't, but I don't know if it really seems that strange

 

[Wolfpack]

Terrell Owens stinks
Buffalo in disarray
Patriots win big

 

[Wax Frog]

...and I thought my I-Ching predictions were bad

 

[OldEnglandPatriot]

You can take the haikus to the bank. (Especially if haiku is the Finnish currency.. is it?.... I don't know)

Next week.... limericks!

 

[Fencer]

Talent!

How well it is used may be another matter.

 

[OldEnglandPatriot]

i went five and five
very disappointing but
tiny profit made

 

[Patspsycho]

the king returns
all hail he
but the buffalo

 

[Calciumee]

the king returns
all hail he
but the buffalo

Isn't is supposed to be 5-7-5 not 4-4-5

 

[JSn]

You all need hobbies
Cuz Haiku is very lame
Go out for a walk

 

[Gwedd]

Man from Canada

needs to get back to filming

don't waste anymore light

 

[JSn]

Ouchie.

 

[Gwedd]

Ouchie.

Heh... couldn't resist..

"Everybody? Back to One! Let's hustle now. We're losing daylight!"

 

[brady77]

Brady will kick ass
We will have fun in week one
the bills are no good

 

[patchick]

Isn't is supposed to be 5-7-5 not 4-4-5

I'm glad to see the board has moved past the 3-4, 4-3 debate.