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[Pujo]

Hush Falls Over Patriots Camp As Tom Brady's First 10 Passes Go 3 Yards | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Mogamedogz]

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Meh...

they've done better.

 

[Kontradiction]

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Don't ever do that again. My heart just dropped into my stomach as, at first glance, the very first thing I saw was "Hush falls over Patriots camp as Tom Brady...". Jesus.

If you'll excuse me now, I think I'm going to go have a heart attack...

 

[DefenseRules]

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Don't ever do that again. My heart just dropped into my stomach as, at first glance, the very first thing I saw was "Hush falls over Patriots camp as Tom Brady...". Jesus.

If you'll excuse me now, I think I'm going to go have a heart attack...

You are not the only one...Lord I stopped breathing for a minute. Pujo, you are on my hate list for a day.
Thank God that I'm in my prime. That fright would have killed me if I was over 80.

 

[signbabybrady]

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count me as the third who was scared by that title....


I was there last year when the hush fell over the crowd I never want to see a hush at a statdium again

 

[Reckedtrek]

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OSN? OSN! Is that the more professional half of ESPN?

"Oh, God," said Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, breaking the silence that fell across the assembled players, coaches, and legions of fans who had just witnessed Brady’s ninth pass flutter slowly from his limp hand and land between his own feet. "Who’s our backup? Does anyone know who our backup is?"

Can you picture BB asking who the backup is aloud to nobody in particular? Me either.

 

[pats1]

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Don't ever do that again. My heart just dropped into my stomach as, at first glance, the very first thing I saw was "Hush falls over Patriots camp as Tom Brady...". Jesus.

If you'll excuse me now, I think I'm going to go have a heart attack...

Right, like the first place you'd hear about it would be here. Sirens would be going off in cities and even if it was here, the thread title would be something like "DOWN GOES BRADY! DOWN GOES BRADY!"

 

[Canada's #1 Pats Fan]

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Can you picture BB asking who the backup is aloud to nobody in particular? Me either.

No joke but that happened to me sort of. I was the head coach of grade 8 middle school team in the playoffs. In the 4th quarter our 1st and 2nd string QB's get injured on successive plays. My OC yells out on the sideline "What do we do now?". Not very encouraging to all of us. Let's just say that our center became our defacto QB. We moved our guard over to center and he would snap it to our center (now QB) who would plow ahead for big yards.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

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The Onion's been on my doo-doo list ever since a couple of things it put out during Spygate, but I'll admit that the line about Moss being cool with it as long as the ball "rolls in his direction" was funny.

My next reaction is that "I didn't know that Brady threw with his knee."

My third reaction is that some folks here are gonna have to take some serious meds (or imbibe significant quantities of adult beverages) before they watch Tommy's first game with "live" hits coming his way. I suspect we'll all be, genuinely, "hushed" as we wait for him to shake them off and jog off the field without a limp.

 

[billdog3484]

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i would have believed that had i not just read SBB's and Chris' posts two seconds earlier

 

[RobertWeathers]

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I was going to head to the company cafe for lunch, but now I'll head over to the local bar and have a couple of Johnnie Walker Blacks....Gesh.

I'll take the headline that the D is playing well in practice today!

 

[PatsFanSince74]

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Don't ever do that again. My heart just dropped into my stomach as, at first glance, the very first thing I saw was "Hush falls over Patriots camp as Tom Brady...". Jesus.

If you'll excuse me now, I think I'm going to go have a heart attack...

Understandable. But, as I said in another post, you'd better be on meds or something before you watch his first game against a live rush. There are gonna be more than a few "hushed" moments as we wait to see if he's OK.

 

[billdog3484]

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Understandable. But, as I said in another post, you'd better be on meds or something before you watch his first game against a live rush. There are gonna be more than a few "hushed" moments as we wait to see if he's OK.

yah ive sworn not to order the same lunch i ordered last year for the KC game. do not want to relive that nightmare

 

[Pujo]

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OSN? OSN! Is that the more professional half of ESPN?

It's a satire site. And yes, they're more professional than ESPN.

Anyone who's got an issue with The Onion for their spygate coverage needs to grow a thicker skin, they're irreverant to everyone & everything.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

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It's a satire site. And yes, they're more professional than ESPN.

Anyone who's got an issue with The Onion for their spygate coverage needs to grow a thicker skin, they're irreverant to everyone & everything.

My skin's plenty thick, thank you. I still didn't like some of the stuff they did...I didn't curl up in a ball and start crying, I just didn't like it. Last time I checked, I don't have to like everything published on a site just because it's attempting to be "irreverant (sic) to everyone & everything."

 

[PatsBoy12]

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That was mean, dispicable, immoral, unconscionable, dirty, nasty, tricky, dastardly, and downright ridiculous. My heart nearly broke in about a zillion pieces and I felt my eyes tearing up a bit.

Still worth a good laugh after the initial panic.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

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That was mean, dispicable, immoral, unconscionable, dirty, nasty, tricky, dastardly, and downright ridiculous. My heart nearly broke in about a zillion pieces and I felt my eyes tearing up a bit.

Still worth a good laugh after the initial panic.

Ah...another candidate for being medicated during Brady's first few games!

 

[tuckeverlasting]

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NOT a good thread title. scared the bejeebuz out of me.

 

[signbabybrady]

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i would have believed that had i not just read SBB's and Chris' posts two seconds earlier

hey it got me......

 

[Pujo]

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My skin's plenty thick, thank you. I still didn't like some of the stuff they did...I didn't curl up in a ball and start crying, I just didn't like it. Last time I checked, I don't have to like everything published on a site just because it's attempting to be "irreverant (sic) to everyone & everything."

Hey, that's fine, I'm sure you were judging it on its comedic merit and not because you can't take a joke about the Pats.