BB: Great day, great day. Hey Ron, looking good, we'll talk later. What's up CHB, keep it positive...if you can. Sorry I'm a little late....you've seen her picture.
Fat Bastard: Coach, will you allow the team to talk to me this year?
BB: I love this guy.......hey fella, is that a black helicopter flying over head? To answer your question ...........................................................................................no!
Mike Reiss: I calculate that the team needs depth at OLB,ILB,S, and WR.
BB: Good to see you Mike. The insider phone number has been changed, talk to my #4. Next question!
Jacksonville Telegram: Coach, is the signing of Fred Taylor an indictment on Maroney?
BB: I'm not familiar with that name?
ESPN: With the surplus of picks in this years draft, many veterans will inevitably be cut. Will the hatred spill out of the lockerroom?
BB: Security, escort the Soap reporter out please.
NFL Network: Your legend is growing, many compare you to Vince Lombardi, your Patriots are the gold standard that teams attempt to emulate, you work in the finest facility in the world, your boss is selfless, generous, without fault.........
BB: Thanks for the kind words. Hey Bob, can we get this young man a ring, from the Putin box?
BB: Ok, about the draft. we gotta few picks, hope to pick a couple a players, add a little depth, add some competition. We'll try to get em in a game by the end of the season...we'll see.
Herald: Can we get cameras in the war room?
BB: There they go with the cameras again.
