Top 10 reasons the Patriots will win in Week #1

[jmt57]

Perhaps I am suffering from an overdose of mock drafts and potential additions to the roster in Foxboro, so given this past week's NFL schedule announcement, are there any would-be comedy writers - or serious Pats fans that would consider sharing their thoughts as to the​

Top 10 reasons the Patriots will win in Week #1​

• 10. Better Offense
  
• 9. Better Defense
  
  [*]8. Jerod Mayo
  
  [*]7. Brady-to-Moss > Edwards-to-Owens
  
  [*]6. Wes Welker
  
  [*]5. Richard Seymour > whomever replaces Jason Peters
  
  [*]4. Vince Wilfork > whomever is in the interior of the OL
  
  [*]3. Tom Brady > Trent Edwards
  
  [*]2. Bill Belichick > **** Jauron
  [*]1. Since cutting Lawyer Milloy, aka the infamous Tom Jackson 'they hate their coach, I know' game, the Pats have won eleven straight games. During that span the Pats have outscored the Bills by the score of 312 to 96. Is there any rational reason to see that trend end in a game where they get Tom Brady back under center?
  
  

 

[slash83]

Your being too modest man, Im sure you could come up with another say 30 40 reasons why the Pats are going to win.

 

[THE SLAMMER]

I gave this a lot of thought, and I can't come up with anything, sorry

Wait a minute, The Patriots have more experience on Monday night football........ yea that's it!

You guys know me, only kidding!

 

[jmt57]

Your being too modest man, Im sure you could come up with another say 30 40 reasons why the Pats are going to win.

Yeah, well I wanted to do a Letterman-style thing but I figured out when it comes to comedy I'm better off being a spectator than standing on stage. However, I have always been a pretty good instigator so I figured I'd throw this idea out to the masses while we're waiting for something to happen in the NFL.