Hitler's mad about Terrell Owens in Buffalo

[Deus Irae]

8.5 (but I also think Nick Kaczur is a good right guard, so what do I know).

The reasoning being there's a lot that's unexpected. I would say this: you have to be observant and have a decent grasp on American political history. NOT a kids movie.

Also, if you're sensitive about the size of your johnson, don't take the wife.

I thought it was fascinating and accepted the cheesisms as a part of what makes even great comic-book movies tick.

Suggestion: avoid reviews like the plague.

Much obliged, thanks.

 

[Deus Irae]

I think that's the key...my cousin of the same age went with me and LOVED it. He had never even heard of the comics, whereas I was a devout fan. Just too much story to try to cram into 2 hours. Same thing with Twilight... fans of the book series seemed to dislike the movie more than those who hadn't read it first before seeing the movie.

Now I'm banning myself for going wildly off-topic, sorry... back to T.O., Buffalo, and Hitler.

Speaking of Twilight, Dakota Fanning's signed on for the sequel. I'll never watch any of those movies, but since you mentioned it:

Dakota Fanning Set to Star in New Moon - The Twilight Saga, Movie News, Dakota Fanning : People.com

 

[JSn]

Speaking of Twilight, Dakota Fanning's signed on for the sequel. I'll never watch any of those movies, but since you mentioned it:

Dakota Fanning Set to Star in New Moon - The Twilight Saga, Movie News, Dakota Fanning : People.com

How can they justify that crap without doing a proper Lestat movie. Hollywood is just silly.

 

[Deus Irae]

How can they justify that crap without doing a proper Lestat movie. Hollywood is just silly.

Remember that these are the same idiots who thought that Passion Of The Christ would be too controversial to make any money, and who think it's a great idea to have Steve Martin reprise the role of Inspector Clouseau, twice.

 

[JSn]

Remember that these are the same idiots who thought that Passion Of The Christ would be too controversial to make any money, and who think it's a great idea to have Steve Martin reprise the role of Inspector Clouseau, twice.

LOL - you make a very sound set of points.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I would say this: you have to be observant and have a decent grasp on American political history. NOT a kids movie.

Also, if you're sensitive about the size of your johnson, don't take the wife.

Anybody know Tom Brady's email address so I can forward this warning?

 

[T-ShirtDynasty]

Speaking of Twilight, Dakota Fanning's signed on for the sequel. I'll never watch any of those movies, but since you mentioned it

Hah.. I'll never watch another one of those movies. An ex-girlfriend talked me into reading the series, long before I ever heard of it, went to the bookstore, and couldn't find it. When I finally asked, the woman giggled and led me to the "Teen Fiction" area... I rolled my eyes and wondered what did this chick get me into. Ended up reading the book in a day and finished the series in a week... just couldn't put it down. Totally enjoyable bubblegum for the brain. Then the movie came out, my wife dragged me to see it, and it sucked almost as much ass as Watchmen.

:banned:Now, not only do I need to be banned, I'm sure my membership for the Manly Man's Club needs to be revoked as well.

 

[Deus Irae]

Hah.. I'll never watch another one of those movies. An ex-girlfriend talked me into reading the series, long before I ever heard of it, went to the bookstore, and couldn't find it. When I finally asked, the woman giggled and led me to the "Teen Fiction" area... I rolled my eyes and wondered what did this chick get me into. Ended up reading the book in a day and finished the series in a week... just couldn't put it down. Totally enjoyable bubblegum for the brain. Then the movie came out, my wife dragged me to see it, and it sucked almost as much ass as Watchmen.

:banned:Now, not only do I need to be banned, I'm sure my membership for the Manly Man's Club needs to be revoked as well.

Good God, man! Get yourself a dozen John Wayne and Clint Eastwood movies and watch them as a marathon. It's your only hope for leniency.



Oh, yeah... and not that "Bridges of Madison Country" crap, either. That might lead to permanent revocation.

 

[patriots pam]

I thought "wide-right" was a bad day, but this...





Thanks. I definitely like this version better than the one about a certain SB that shall forever remain numberless.

 

[Connecticut]

Hah.. I'll never watch another one of those movies. An ex-girlfriend talked me into reading the series, long before I ever heard of it, went to the bookstore, and couldn't find it. When I finally asked, the woman giggled and led me to the "Teen Fiction" area... I rolled my eyes and wondered what did this chick get me into. Ended up reading the book in a day and finished the series in a week... just couldn't put it down. Totally enjoyable bubblegum for the brain. Then the movie came out, my wife dragged me to see it, and it sucked almost as much ass as Watchmen.

:banned:Now, not only do I need to be banned, I'm sure my membership for the Manly Man's Club needs to be revoked as well.

You need to hand in your Man-Card for that one.

 

[VJCPatriot]

This is hilarious. Hitler a Buffalo Bills fan? Talk about a sketchy fanbase! But that rant was epic. Funny stuff.

 

[nashvillepatsfan]

Good God, man! Get yourself a dozen John Wayne and Clint Eastwood movies and watch them as a marathon. It's your only hope for leniency.



Oh, yeah... and not that "Bridges of Madison Country" crap, either. That might lead to permanent revocation.

I think all men should do this a couple times a year whether they need it or not.

 

[nashvillepatsfan]

Here is some other ones. I guess this video has been done for many teams.lol.

YouTube - Hitler is a Detroit Lions Fan?

YouTube - Hitler Superbowl

YouTube - Hitler Reacts to Tebow's Decision

 

[drew4008]

Suggestion: avoid reviews like the plague.

Definitely. They're always stuffy, old, commie bastards who have the worst taste ever. Anyyy action movie automatically gets a bad rating. /rant

 

[nantucketguy]

that was brilliant!

 

[Patjew]

The Miami line was the best.