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Well it worked like a charm last week so feel free to dump all your negativity right in this thread. Let the stupidity begin.
1: Belichick has never beaten the Chargers without Brady he is a
"system coach" and will be exposed today.
2: Cassel returning to the site of his failed college years will go from confident
up and coming quarterback and revert back to clipboard holding bridesmaid.
3: The Pats backfields new nickname is the glass menagerie.

4: The Patriots Hate their coach(Thanks Tom Jackson).

5: Were dooooommmmeeeedddddd
 
Well it worked like a charm last week so feel free to dump all your negativity right in this thread. Let the stupidity begin.
1: Belichick has never beaten the Chargers without Brady he is a
"system coach" and will be exposed today.
2: Cassel returning to the site of his failed college years will go from confident
up and coming quarterback and revert back to clipboard holding bridesmaid.
3: The Pats backfields new nickname is the glass menagerie.

4: The Patriots Hate their coach(Thanks Tom Jackson).

5: Were dooooommmmeeeedddddd
there is no way you are a pats fans so do us a favor and take your gloom and doom life style out of this forumn and go back in your mothers cellar and continue living your life
 
there is no way you are a pats fans so do us a favor and take your gloom and doom life style out of this forumn and go back in your mothers cellar and continue living your life

Sarcasm?


He even said "let the stupidity begin".
 
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there is no way you are a pats fans so do us a favor and take your gloom and doom life style out of this forumn and go back in your mothers cellar and continue living your life
Might want to have your meter reconfigured :D
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and he's doing the normal routine of calling him out as a chicken little. it's all part of the plan.
 
Hey a similar thread albeit serious one was started last week in regards to the 49ers game. That one worked like a charm so why mess with a streak?
 
Hey a similar thread albeit serious one was started last week in regards to the 49ers game. That one worked like a charm so why mess with a streak?
You're upsetting the trolls - and they are already cranky because the Pats are 3-1 and clearly getting better. :singing:
 
Well it worked like a charm last week so feel free to dump all your negativity right in this thread. Let the stupidity begin.
1: Belichick has never beaten the Chargers without Brady he is a
"system coach" and will be exposed today.
2: Cassel returning to the site of his failed college years will go from confident
up and coming quarterback and revert back to clipboard holding bridesmaid.
3: The Pats backfields new nickname is the glass menagerie.

4: The Patriots Hate their coach(Thanks Tom Jackson).

5: Were dooooommmmeeeedddddd
You forgot to mention how old and sucky the D is.
A one legged LT can gain 200 YDs against Richard Suckmouth and the rest of the grandpas that play for the Pats.
 
We are screwed. Belichick has lost control of the team. I heard several reports from people close to the organization that once the media-portion of practice ended each day the players would just get up and all head out to Vegas for a days of gambling and drinking.

The secondary is awful, Ellis Hobbs is short, O'Neal is slow. The line-backers are old, LT is going to gallop right by Grandpa Bruschi. The O-line no longer cares. They only played for the cars Brady gave them. Moss doesn't care anymore, he's going to go emo during the game and stop trying. Welker is old and slow now. Maroney is made of glass. Jordan is made of glass. Morris is going to get another season ending injury in the first quarter. Faulk is going to get caught with marijuana. BenJarvus is going to quit football before the game starts. Heath Evans will realize hes white and can't run the ball. Cassel will remember hes awful and doesn't know a thing about football and will throw 9 INT's. Belichick will get out-coached, hes an awful coach, Brady just made him look good.

No way the Pats win today.

Edit: Oh ya, and Hanson can't punt to save his life.
 
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We are screwed. Belichick has lost control of the team. I heard several reports from people close to the organization that once the media-portion of practice ended each day the players would just get up and all head out to Vegas for a days of gambling and drinking.

The secondary is awful, Ellis Hobbs is short, O'Neal is slow. The line-backers are old, LT is going to gallop right by Grandpa Bruschi. The O-line no longer cares. They only played for the cars Brady gave them. Moss doesn't care anymore, he's going to go emo during the game and stop trying. Welker is old and slow now. Maroney is made of glass. Jordan is made of glass. Morris is going to get another season ending injury in the first quarter. Faulk is going to get caught with marijuana. BenJarvus is going to quit football before the game starts. Heath Evans will realize hes white and can't run the ball. Cassel will remember hes awful and doesn't know a thing about football and will throw 9 INT's. Belichick will get out-coached, hes an awful coach, Brady just made him look good.

No way the Pats win today.
Nice compilation effort! :rofl:
 
After reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that all is lost. I just got off the phone with DIRECTV and canceled my subscription to Sunday Ticket. :cool:
 
After reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that all is lost. I just got off the phone with DIRECTV and canceled my subscription to Sunday Ticket. :cool:

Oh thats it....the final straw....all is lost.....DOOOMED!!


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Well, dammitt all ta heck. I guess I might as well turn off the cable and read instead. See whats on the NASCAR channel. Maybe go to bed early.. sigh..

The question is what to do with all this beer and food I was setting out. :rolleyes:

Dooooooomed.

But see, here's the thing. I always liked doom. Great first-person shooter. Cool monsters. Zombies too. Wait.. what? Oh.... never mind.
 
Well, dammitt all ta heck. I guess I might as well turn off the cable and read instead. See whats on the NASCAR channel. Maybe go to bed early.. sigh..

The question is what to do with all this beer and food I was setting out. :rolleyes:

Dooooooomed.

But see, here's the thing. I always liked doom. Great first-person shooter. Cool monsters. Zombies too. Wait.. what? Oh.... never mind.

Oh yeah this one?

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Good game.....oh wait....doomed.....
 
This is all amusing banter but seriously, the Pats need to beat down the chargers today. We need to be 4-1 and we need the chargers to have a nice high second round pick.
 
This is all amusing banter but seriously, the Pats need to beat down the chargers today. We need to be 4-1 and we need the chargers to have a nice high second round pick.

I think we all realize the importance of the game. Unfortunately, LdT is just too tough, Gates is a matchup nightmare, and Phillip Rivers is a Pro Bowl quarterback.


New England is doomed.......:(
 
Yes... yes... THAT one. Excellent game...

Put it on God mode and bust out the chainsaw (for some reason it never ran out of gas).
 
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