Wendel's Week 6 NFL Picks (Guranteed 70% Accuracy)

[Wendel]

Raiders @ Saints
Ravens @ Colts
Bengals @ Jets
Panthers @ Bucs
Lions @ Vikings
Bears @ Falcons
Dolphins @ Texans
Rams @ Redskins [Lock of the Week]

Jaguars @ Broncos
Eagles @ 49ers
Cowboys @ Cardinals
Packers @ Seahawks

Patriots @ Chargers
Giants @ Browns

 

[jmt57]

The Bengals winning on the road???

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Who know what "guaranteed" means here?

 

[jmt57]

Who know what "guaranteed" means here?

Maybe it's a slightly more realistic claim.
Last week it was an '80% guaranteed accuracy' with an 8-6 result.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Maybe it's a slightly more realistic claim.
Last week it was an '80% guaranteed accuracy' with an 8-6 result.

Whoa!
Wendy's out to beat last weeks 57%, just beating pure freakin chance by a whopping 7%! What football acumen!

 

[alamo]

Who know what "guaranteed" means here?

See, that's Wendy's genius at work. Look at the title closely... it's not "guaranteed", it's "guranteed".

So he isn't actually promising anything, since "Guranteed" isn't a word you can find in the dictionary. From the context, though, it apparently means "of dubious value" or "with fingers crossed".

Genius!

 

[cincipatsfan]

The Bengals winning on the road???

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

We need to find a way to have a chimp make the 50-50 picks each week and see if the chimp can beat Wendy.

 

[jcdavey]

my picks - i guarantee nothing

Raiders @ Saints
Ravens @ Colts
Bengals @ Jets [Lock of the Week]
Panthers @ Bucs
Lions @ Vikings
Bears @ Falcons
Dolphins @ Texans
Rams @ Redskins
Jaguars @ Broncos
Eagles @ 49ers
Cowboys @ Cardinals
Packers @ Seahawks

Patriots @ Chargers
Giants @ Browns


my point spreads -

miami + 0.5
redskins - 13.5
cowboys - 5.5
seahawks - 2.5
chargers - 4.5

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Raiders @ Saints
Ravens @ Colts
Bengals @ Jets
Panthers @ Bucs
Lions @ Vikings
Bears @ Falcons
Dolphins @ Texans
Rams @ Redskins [Lock of the Week]

Jaguars @ Broncos
Eagles @ 49ers
Cowboys @ Cardinals
Packers @ Seahawks

Patriots @ Chargers
Giants @ Browns

The Chimp Picks...

Raiders @ Saints
Ravens @ Colts
Bengals @ Jets {Chimp Lock of the Week}...Unfortunately
Panthers @Bucs
Lions @ Vikings
Bears @ Falcons
Dolphins @ Texans
Rams @ Redskins
Jaguars @ Broncos
Eagles @ 49ers
Cowboys @ Cardinals
Packers @ Seahawks

Patriots @ Chargers
Giants @ Browns

 

[Rob0729]

Wendel is like Sex Panther by Odeon. 60% of the time, he is right all the time.

I figured an Anchorman reference would be apropos this week.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Raiders @ Saints
Ravens @ Colts WRONG
Bengals @ Jets WRONG
Panthers @ Bucs
Lions @ Vikings
Bears @ Falcons WRONG, FOR THE 3RD TIME
Dolphins @ Texans
Rams @ Redskins [Lock of the Week] WRONG ON THE 'LOCK" Freakin Hilarious!!!!

Looks like Wendy's gonna hafta get ALL the rest right to reach that 70% 'Gurantee' whatever new meaning that word has this week

Jaguars @ Broncos
Eagles @ 49ers
Cowboys @ Cardinals
Packers @ Seahawks

Patriots @ Chargers
Giants @ Browns

First Wendy is confused about what 'guarantee' actually means (see last week's 80% guarantee), then this week the word LOCK seems problematical. Even a Chimp gets a LOCK right at least.

This Forum hasn't seen such rampant football incompetence since AQUA4EVER last posted here.
Please, Please keep posting this weekly hilarity!

 

[jcdavey]

my picks - i guarantee nothing

Raiders @ Saints
Ravens @ Colts
Bengals @ Jets [Lock of the Week]
Panthers @ Bucs
Lions @ Vikings
Bears @ Falcons
Dolphins @ Texans
Rams @ Redskins
Jaguars @ Broncos
Eagles @ 49ers
Cowboys @ Cardinals
Packers @ Seahawks

Patriots @ Chargers
Giants @ Browns


my point spreads -

miami + 0.5
redskins - 13.5
cowboys - 5.5
seahawks - 2.5
chargers - 4.5

man i got KILLED

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Raiders @ Saints
Ravens @ Colts WRONG
Bengals @ Jets WRONG
Panthers @ Bucs
Lions @ Vikings
Bears @ Falcons WRONG
Dolphins @ Texans
Rams @ Redskins [Lock of the Week] WRONG ON THE LOCK!!!

Jaguars @ Broncos WRONG
Eagles @ 49ers WRONG
Cowboys @ Cardinals
Packers @ Seahawks WRONG

Patriots @ Chargers
Giants @ Browns

So far Wendy's at 42%, not the 70% 'gurantee'

Guessing right on the next 2 games is 50% correct AT BEST
This is DOWN from last week's 57% and equal to pure chance.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

So far Wendy's at 42%, not the 70% 'gurantee'

Guessing right on the next 2 games is 50% correct AT BEST
This is DOWN from last week's 57% and equal to pure chance.

Final Total for Wendy 43% correct.

Now we know what 'gurantee' means, it means around half of what was boastfully claimed.

I think we've seen the last of these self-punking hilarious threads.

 

[alamo]

Final Total for Wendy 43% correct.

Now we know what 'gurantee' means, it means around half of what was boastfully claimed.

I think we've seen the last of these self-punking hilarious threads.

Nah, I predict the following threads in weeks to come:

Wendel's Week 7 NFL Picks (Guranteed 60% Accuracy)
Wendel's Week 8 NFL Picks (Guranteed 50% Accuracy)
Wendel's Week 9 NFL Picks (Guranteed 40% Accuracy)
Wendel's Week 10 NFL Picks (Guranteed 30% Accuracy)
Wendel's Week 11 NFL Picks (Guranteed 20% Accuracy)
etc.

The final week his actual success rate will be -6% (all predictions wrong, plus picking a winner among the teams on bye).

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Final Total for Wendy 43% correct.

Now we know what 'gurantee' means, it means around half of what was boastfully claimed.

I think we've seen the last of these self-punking hilarious threads.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Nah, I predict the following threads in weeks to come:

Wendel's Week 7 NFL Picks (Guranteed 60% Accuracy)
Wendel's Week 8 NFL Picks (Guranteed 50% Accuracy)
Wendel's Week 9 NFL Picks (Guranteed 40% Accuracy)
Wendel's Week 10 NFL Picks (Guranteed 30% Accuracy)
Wendel's Week 11 NFL Picks (Guranteed 20% Accuracy)
etc.

The final week his actual success rate will be -6% (all predictions wrong, plus picking a winner among the teams on bye).

That'd be especially impressive since, thank God, there are no more Week 17 byes.