Massport To Close Budget Gap: Offers Bandwagon Fans "Hop Off Tobin" Toll

[BigMike]

All this week, knee jerk reactionary fans are invited to hop off their spoiled pink colored bandwagon and leap off the Tobin after one loss from Patriots. Rip Pats D, BB, etc as you head into the Mystic River. Please shove a Fast Lane transponder up your candy azz and you will be charged $69.95 for the privelege. Sponsored by Stay Free for that all day fresh feeling.

 

[BigMike]

All swimmers get a Red Sox Nation And Celtics Country Card at no extra cost.

 

[BigMike]

..and as a special bonus, Lady Felger will interview you from her SS Borges Plagiarism rowboat if you survive the fall.

 

[mgcolby]

All this week, knee jerk reactionary fans are invited to hop off their spoiled pink colored bandwagon and leap off the Tobin after one loss from Patriots. Rip Pats D, BB, etc as you head into the Mystic River. Please shove a Fast Lane transponder up your candy azz and you will be charged $69.95 for the privelege. Sponsored by Stay Free for that all day fresh feeling.

Not to be a downer (famous last words) - but the whole jumping off the Tobin thing gets to me. I realize most folks - probably yourself as well - don't mean anything by it - but my cousin jumped off that bridge two years ago due to post-pardum (sp?) depression and left behind two wonderful kids - who unfortunately sat on that bridge for sometime before people helped out.

 

[Patjew]

Not to be a downer (famous last words) - but the whole jumping off the Tobin thing gets to me. I realize most folks - probably yourself as well - don't mean anything by it - but my cousin jumped off that bridge two years ago due to post-pardum (sp?) depression and left behind two wonderful kids - who unfortunately sat on that bridge for sometime before people helped out.

Oh my god, that is one of the worst things I have heard for a long time. That sure puts things into perspective. Those poor kids.

 

[Pats726]

I had a friend many years ago whose friend did that as well...I understand the humor...and can separate the tragedy of such things from the funny side of that..

 

[dtbrks]

I don't know what's worse, all the threads about the earth falling or all of the threads about "look back you spoiled brats to 20 years ago when things were really bad"..

Sure, i have been through worse and sure this isn't the end of the world..
i would just like to talk football, it's a freakin game afterall