Unofficial: Why it always hurts to be a Jets fan, thread

[JSn]

Alright, maybe we're too respectable for this, but... wait, I've seen Fitzy's videos.

I live in Canada and we're a lot more sports oriented than you might think.

Whether it's NHL, CFL, MLB or even the burgeoning Soccer... thingy... we're pretty ace at smack-talk and sarcasm. Heck you should see us interviewing Americans - classic.

Anyway, not to get all citizenshipist, on with the show.

The rules: classic quotes, youtube vids or imagery slamming the Jets. I assume the forum already requires us to keep it work friendly.
Jets fans: Start yer own thread! ;-) A few of you here are pretty awesome dudes with bad judgment in favourite teams, that's all.

No need for facts, y'all. Just balls out trash-talk.

I'll start:

Don't worry about that Miami game, Brett. We'll get your pick record back on track.

 

[JAYHAWKS34]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade mate."

 

[JR4]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

There is a Forum for this kind of stuff.
Visiting Locker Room

 

[signbabybrady]

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[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

Just
End
The
Season

 

[Gunnails]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

Smack is good, when done properly

 

[Gunnails]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

Sunday: A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 89. Southwest wind between 6 and 13 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.

Sunday Night: A slight chance of showers. Partly cloudy, with a low around 70. South wind between 6 and 11 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
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By gunnails at 2008-09-08

 

[JSn]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

Sunday: A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 89. Southwest wind between 6 and 13 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.

Sunday Night: A slight chance of showers. Partly cloudy, with a low around 70. South wind between 6 and 11 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
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By gunnails at 2008-09-08

hehe, I admit it, that's a good one!

Oh... just to do my part, GFY...

 

[PATSNUTme]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

I don't know how to talk smack. I can speak a little trash and I'm good at jive.

 

[taltos]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

Mods, this crap belongs in the visiting lockerroom.

 

[JSn]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

Mods, this crap belongs in the visiting lockerroom.

Why? I started it and I'm not a visitor. Don't risk a pulled ligament clicking it...??

 

[JSn]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

I don't know how to talk smack. I can speak a little trash and I'm good at jive.

Patsnutme be happenin' and knows some lot about ball. De Jets suck and we all know it. Man! Evil Jets! Right on!

 

[Keegs]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

i changed it.
new joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Eric Mangini was chasing it, and was extremely hungry.

 

[PatsFan24]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

lol these are nice

 

[MoLewisrocks]

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Why? I started it and I'm not a visitor. Don't risk a pulled ligament clicking it...??

Because this is what's known as trolling for visitors...

Trolls who come here and try to respond on the main board get banned, eventually.

In the visitors forum they can play with you to your and their hearts content. It's not just for visitors, it's for those who long to talk smack with them. Talking smack about them in a setting where they can't talk back is pretty lame...

 

[Tunescribe]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread.

Because this is what's known as trolling for visitors...

Trolls who come here and try to respond on the main board get banned, eventually.

In the visitors forum they can play with you to your and their hearts content. It's not just for visitors, it's for those who long to talk smack with them. Talking smack about them in a setting where they can't talk back is pretty lame...

Agreed. This thread should be relocated to the Visitors' Lockerroom.

 

[PATSNUTme]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread

This thread is not troll bait IMO.

Maybe a new thread title getting rid of the "smack" phrase might be needed.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Re: Week #2 official smack-talk thread

this thread is not troll bait imo.

Maybe a new thread title getting rid of the "smack" phrase might be needed.

nice


say what again!!

 

[Gunnails]

Well so much for smack talk.

May the best team win, and may there be no injuries.

 

[patriotspride]

Well so much for smack talk.

May the best team win, and may there be no injuries.

all the free agent signings lord favre and the best qb in the nfl out for the year for the pats and the pathetic jets still cant beat the patriots. lmao lol