Archbishop of Canterbury calls for Sharia law in the UK

[weswelker#83]

The Archbishop of Canterbury came under fierce attack last night from the Government, his own Church and other religions after he advocated the adoption of parts of Sharia, or Islamic law, in Britain.


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/com...cle3328024.ece




When will they start cutting criminals hands/feets in UK ? and of course all their daughters will start soon wear scarfs .
Religion is good for you .

[Harry Boy]

You in your lifetime will see England Fall and become a Muslim country, then France, America had better "smarten up".

When Islam gets control of the UK watch what they do to that Archbishop that is now kissing their a$s.

[PressCoverage]

Dear. Dr. Laura

Thank you so much for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s
Law. I have learned a great deal from your show and I try to share
that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to
defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him
that Leviticus 18: 22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of
debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of
the specific laws and how to best follow them.

A) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates
a pleasing odor for the Lord (Leviticus 1: 9). The problem is my
neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I
smite them?

B) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21: 7. In this day & age, what would be a fair market price
for her?

C) I know I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15: 19-24). The problem is how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

D) Leviticus 25: 44 states that I may own slaves, both male & female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of
mine claims this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

E) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35: 2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally
obligated to kill him myself?

F) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don’t agree, can you settle this?

G) Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if
I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20 or is there some wiggle room
here?

H) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by
Leviticus 19:27. How should they die?

I) I know from Leviticus 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig
makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

J) My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of
two different kinds of thread (cotton & polyester blend). He tends to
curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all
the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.
24: 10-16). Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family
affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws (Lev. 20:
14)?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident
you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is
eternal and unchanging.”

[Harry Boy]

Originally Posted by PressCoverage

Dear. Dr. Laura

Thank you so much for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s
Law. I have learned a great deal from your show and I try to share
that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to
defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him
that Leviticus 18: 22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of
debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of
the specific laws and how to best follow them.

A) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates
a pleasing odor for the Lord (Leviticus 1: 9). The problem is my
neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I
smite them?

B) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21: 7. In this day & age, what would be a fair market price
for her?

C) I know I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15: 19-24). The problem is how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

D) Leviticus 25: 44 states that I may own slaves, both male & female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of
mine claims this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

E) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35: 2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally
obligated to kill him myself?

F) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don’t agree, can you settle this?

G) Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if
I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20 or is there some wiggle room
here?

H) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by
Leviticus 19:27. How should they die?

I) I know from Leviticus 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig
makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

J) My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of
two different kinds of thread (cotton & polyester blend). He tends to
curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all
the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.
24: 10-16). Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family
affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws (Lev. 20:
14)?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident
you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is
eternal and unchanging.”

Whats all this sh!t, did you finally flip your f-cking lid, look out your window, there's some guys with coats on coming after you

[jack]

Originally Posted by Harry Boy

Whats all this sh!t, did you finally flip your f-cking lid, look out your window, there's some guys with coats on coming after you

Harry aren't you a christian conservative?

[Harry Boy]

Originally Posted by jack

Harry aren't you a christian conservative?

Sometimes

[PressCoverage]

Clearly, the point is the hypocrisy of religion. Theirs as well as ours.

It's really very simple, crazy man.

[Harry Boy]

Originally Posted by PressCoverage

Clearly, the point is the hypocrisy of religion. Theirs as well as ours.

It's really very simple, crazy man.

Now I understand, when I was a baby everybody that ever picked me up dropped me on my head, my wife picked me up last week and dropped me.

[PatsFanInVa]

Dear Press Coverage, your letter inadvertantly was sent to Ask Set, the advice column of ancient pagans. Set Responds:

Remember, It's what we do, not what we say, that pacifies those passed away. Hard work and human sacrifice pays off! You'll know in your heart if you have chosen the right course, provided of course somebody hasn't cut it out of you. The Hebrews are right, the pig IS unclean. But they sprinkle blood on the wrong toe, have too few gods, and write backwards. Just one man's opinion.

Warmest Regards,

Set

[PatsFanInVa]

I use to worship rocks. Now I worship clouds. It's amazing how my views have matured.