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Old 01-02-2008, 09:35 AM
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If you're younger than 35, you'll probably live long enough to put David Levy's prediction to the test. Levy says that by 2050 we'll be creating robots so lifelike, so imbued with human-seeming intelligence and emotions, as to be nearly indistinguishable from real people. And we'll have sex with these robots. Some of us will even marry them. And it will all be good.

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Whadda you use for lube, 3 in 1???
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God this is gonna be SO much better than my helper monkey!
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I wonder if that robot lady will ask for a divorce after a while .


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What happens when the robot learns to use the internet and finds the story of Lorena Bobbit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt
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Harry's looking inot wheather one of these can be kept in a barn near the ocean. The salt can really reak a lot of havoc witn moving parts.
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If you're younger than 35, you'll probably live long enough to put David Levy's prediction to the test. Levy says that by 2050 we'll be creating robots so lifelike, so imbued with human-seeming intelligence and emotions, as to be nearly indistinguishable from real people. And we'll have sex with these robots. Some of us will even marry them. And it will all be good.

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I don't get along with my x-wife, but does somebody have to start a thread about her?
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Wouldja do her?
No way. They have to make em bouncy and warmer and have two eyes and stuff. And then I'd do her.

Similar subject: Ever notice the "Perfect Woman" Heinekin commercial?

Scene 1: Real hot woman comes out, dancing convincingly like robot, complete with vacant stare.

You think: How could a woman be any cooler? She's obviously robotic and programmed to sexually pleasure me without any annoying opinionated whining or even a menstrual cycle.

But wait, there's more...

Scene 2: Door opens in real hot woman's belly, and there's a pony keg in it.

You think: Oh holy crap, it just got cooler. She comes with a pony keg of beer. Now there is absolutely no way the robosexual beer-bearing chick can get any better...

Scene 3: Some technomagic happens and she spawns 2 other identical really hot vacant-staring robochicks.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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