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Old 12-29-2007, 05:41 PM
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Default I met a CheesHead woman

Seriously, I met a nice looker and she is from Cheese Country. I wanted to let her know that I enjoyed hanging out with her the other night, so I told her that she was more fun than a Brett Favre interception. Instead of drawing a laugh things got a bit chilly. Actually, I think she didn't laugh at all. She sort of ignored the comment.

Is it that she doesn't like me at all, or that I jusr offended her?

Maybe I should change it up a bit next time. Maybe I should even take it back. I'll take it back and tell her that she was more fun than Randy blowing off the Packers for the Patriots.

That is a high, high compliment, and if she doesn't get it at that point I might just write her off. There are other fish in the sea.
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Old 12-29-2007, 05:42 PM
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Default Re: I met a CheesHead woman

do you sit home at night thinking of ways not to get laid?
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Old 12-29-2007, 05:45 PM
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If there was cheese on her head, I shudder to imagine what could have been in other places.
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Old 12-29-2007, 05:47 PM
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Seriously, I met a nice looker and she is from Cheese Country. I wanted to let her know that I enjoyed hanging out with her the other night, so I told her that she was more fun than a Brett Favre interception. Instead of drawing a laugh things got a bit chilly. Actually, I think she didn't laugh at all. She sort of ignored the comment.

Is it that she doesn't like me at all, or that I jusr offended her?

Maybe I should change it up a bit next time. Maybe I should even take it back. I'll take it back and tell her that she was more fun than Randy blowing off the Packers for the Patriots.

That is a high, high compliment, and if she doesn't get it at that point I might just write her off. There are other fish in the sea.

Tell her you love your mom, Velveeta. Cheese Chicks dig guys who have moms named Veveeta.
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Old 12-29-2007, 05:53 PM
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Velveeta isn't a real cheese.

It's fugazi, and it tastes like sh!te...

If there is cheese on her head, there might be cheese on her taco as well
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do you sit home at night thinking of ways not to get laid?

Ha ha ha........L-O-S-E-R!!!!
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