My New England Patriots 1st round Draft Poem

[PATRIOT64]

Hickory Dickory Dock
New Englands #24 pick Was On The Clock
The Mock Draft Experts All Thought They Knew
Was Belichick Was Going To Do
So Bill Went Ahead surprised And Picked offensive guard Justin Blalock

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yeah I know its a long offseason,I am losing it :-)

[PatsFanInVa]

Truly wretched. But I mean that in the best way.

[PATRIOT64]

Originally Posted by PatsFanInVa

Truly wretched. But I mean that in the best way.

Thanks,I resemble that remark

[spacecrime]

Originally Posted by PATRIOT64

Hickory Dickory Dock
New Englands #24 pick Was On The Clock
The Mock Draft Experts All Thought They Knew
Was Belichick Was Going To Do
So Bill Went Ahead surprised And Picked offensive guard Justin Blalock

Brings tears to my eyes.

[PATRIOT64]

Originally Posted by spacecrime

Brings tears to my eyes.

Was that 'Joyous' tears or 'Sad' tears or 'I feel so sad cause Patriot64 is a pathetic soul' tears?

[spacecrime]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of this year's draft
that started out on Saturday,
and went to Sunday night

Belichick was a gen-i-us
And Scott Pioli, too
The patriots en-tered the draft
with a first round pick or two, a first round pick or two

The draft it started getting rough
the DBs going fast.
If not for the brains of the front of-fice
The roster would be lost, the roster would be lost

The Patriots now have their men, surprises every one
With a corner Back, a safety too
A weak LB, and a strong
A Running Back, nose tackle and ... defensive end
here on the Patriots' squad.

[spacecrime]

Originally Posted by PATRIOT64

Was that 'Joyous' tears or 'Sad' tears or 'I feel so sad cause Patriot64 is a pathetic soul' tears?

Joyous, of course.

[ironwasp]

In keeping with the low quality of poetic offering on here, here's my execrable contribution:

There once was a man named Pioli
Who drafted tight ends, guards and tackles only
He took one look at Willis
Said, “with the Bills he could kill us
And he’ll play better for us than Maroney”

I'll get my coat.

[RayClay]

If there's a God, there'll be a poetry forum.

Pats1?

[ironwasp]

Originally Posted by RayClay

If there's a God, there'll be a poetry forum.

Pats1?

If there were a God, we wouldn't need one.