Atheists'/agnostics' thread

[gomezcat]

As this part of the board seems to have been taken over by Christians a little, I thought I should add some balance. I don't believe in God, I am pro gay rights, I am living in sin as a very lapsed Catholic (living with a half Jewish Miss Gomezcat) and liberal in many respects. I LOVE all forms of Rock and Metal music, drink, swear and blaspheme. I fart in public as well. I'm off to the big place down below when I die. Does anyone want to join me? Miss Gomezcat does! :D

[Tunescribe]

As this part of the board seems to have been taken over by Christians a little, I thought I should add some balance. I don't believe in God, I am pro gay rights, I am living in sin as a very lapsed Catholic (living with a half Jewish Miss Gomezcat) and liberal in many respects. I LOVE all forms of Rock and Metal music, drink, swear and blaspheme. I fart in public as well. I'm off to the big place down below when I die. Does anyone want to join me? Miss Gomezcat does! :D

Good idea, Gomez. Maybe for added balance I'll start a spiritualist thread for non-religionists/atheists/agnostics who do believe in spiritual guidance. Your admitted farting in public habit bothers me a tad, however.

[gomezcat]

Good idea, Gomez. Maybe for added balance I'll start a spiritualist thread for non-religionists/atheists/agnostics who do believe in spiritual guidance. Your admitted farting in public habit bothers me a tad, however.

Ah, that would be a great idea. I quite like some of Taoist philosophy. I am not 100% atheist, tbh, as I can't get my head around what or who started the Big Bang. It's just the organised stuff that isn't for me.

[JoeSixPat]

Finally! A thread for me!

Actually I'm a dyslexic agnostic inomniac.

I stay up all night comtemplating whether or not there is a Dog.



Seriously I tend to avoid classifying myself but I do attend a Unitartian church, which fosters the belief (in addition to welcoming ALL peoples no matter their race, creed or orientation) that there is One God who over time has spoken to many different peoples, in many different cultures, in many different ways.

Hence, there are teachings of profound wisdom to be found among nearly all the religions - Christians, Muslims, Buddhist, Hindus, Pagans, Native cultures etc...

God's a pretty smart cookie - he knows that different peoples can benefit from a different messenger using analogies that relate to their unique culture. That's not something one needs to fear or speak out against.

The comonalities between the major religions are many and the major differences I think can be attributed to mankind's ability to get the message wrong and screw things up over time.

[shmessy]

Death To The Public Farter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Death To The Public Farter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a good thread for Shmessy. Its closer to his beliefs anyway.

[shmessy]

this is a good thread for Shmessy. Its closer to his beliefs anyway.

B-U-Z-Z-K-I-L-L.

Who let the chaperone into the party?

[PatsFanInVa]

Death To The Public Farter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let he among you who has not farted in public throw the first... um what we throwing here?

PFnV

[taltos]

Throw the first bean?

[CPF]

And here I thought this thread was beginning to pick up a little steam......I don't think that was a pun.....and suddenly it begins to drop off the chart. Come on! Where are all of you atheist/agnostic prosyletizers? Take care, CPF

P.S If we used the latin derivative for agnostic as opposed the Greek, I wonder how many of you would fancy calling yourself an ignoramus;)

[F.B.N.]

My dog farts in public,
My dog does not believe in God.
My dog has tried to hump other same sex dogs.
My dog has never been to church.
My dog prefers Godsmack to Eminem.
My dog does not swear.
My dog drinks a ton.
My dog is a liberal...man's best friend does not seek superiority.
I guess my dog will be farting down below with G-Cat someday.
Fair warning...the Alpo farts are the worst.

[PatsFanInVa]

Socrates was a man.
Socrates was mortal.
I am a man.

Therefore... I am Socrates?

(stolen from Woody Allen)

PFnV

[gomezcat]

My dog farts in public,
My dog does not believe in God.
My dog has tried to hump other same sex dogs.
My dog has never been to church.
My dog prefers Godsmack to Eminem.
My dog does not swear.
My dog drinks a ton.
My dog is a liberal...man's best friend does not seek superiority.
I guess my dog will be farting down below with G-Cat someday.
Fair warning...the Alpo farts are the worst.

:D . Yeah, but I don't run after sticks and lick my own.....

[PatsFanInVa]

:D . Yeah, but I don't run after sticks and lick my own.....

Yeah, I don't run after sticks either....

PFnV

[Clonamery]

Yeah, I don't run after sticks either....

PFnV

Oh, no! A gymnast in our midst!

[shmessy]

:D . Yeah, but I don't run after sticks and lick my own.....

Hey G, don't knock 'til you try it!

[PATSNUTme]

I believe that Rodney is coming and Hell is coming with him.

I believe that Rodney will take us to the Promised Land.

I believe that Rodney, being a deeply religious man, would not like the religious threads on Patsfan.com,even in the General forum.

I believe that my shorts are riding up on me while I'm typing this.

What does that make me?

[CPF]

My dog farts in public,
My dog does not believe in God.
My dog has tried to hump other same sex dogs.
My dog has never been to church.
My dog prefers Godsmack to Eminem.
My dog does not swear.
My dog drinks a ton.
My dog is a liberal...man's best friend does not seek superiority.
I guess my dog will be farting down below with G-Cat someday.
Fair warning...the Alpo farts are the worst.

I will pray for your dog FBN, although I don't know that much can be done about the "ALPO farts";) Take care, CPF

[Patters]

Kind of boring having a thread for atheists, since we all pretty much agree. The believers have so much more than we do to argue about, such as Is baptism by water really necessary and other pressing subjects.

[gomezcat]

Kind of boring having a thread for atheists, since we all pretty much agree. The believers have so much more than we do to argue about, such as Is baptism by water really necessary and other pressing subjects.

OK, I'll try to start an argument. Lapsed Catholic atheists are better at guilt than Jewish ones.

[Mike the Brit]

OK, I'll try to start an argument. Lapsed Catholic atheists are better at guilt than Jewish ones.

I'll tell you about guilt.

The Protestant mother makes her son feel guilty.
The Catholic mother makes her son feel guilty about sex.
The Jewish mother makes her son feel guilty about sex with anyone who's not his mother.

[gomezcat]

I'll tell you about guilt.

The Protestant mother makes her son feel guilty.
The Catholic mother makes her son feel guilty about sex.
The Jewish mother makes her son feel guilty about sex with anyone who's not his mother.

:rofl: . Have you had some brave pills today, or something?

[Mike the Brit]

:rofl: . Have you had some brave pills today, or something?

I like to think that I'm an equal-opportunity insulter ...

[shmessy]

I'll tell you about guilt.

The Protestant mother makes her son feel guilty.
The Catholic mother makes her son feel guilty about sex.
The Jewish mother makes her son feel guilty about sex with anyone who's not his mother.

Hey, hey, I thought this was an Atheist thread.

Although that WAS pretty funny!

[Clonamery]

Hey, hey, I thought this was an Atheist thread.

Although that WAS pretty funny!


Yes, it belongs in a Woody Allen thread....