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All right class, now pay attention, there will be no name calling or dirty talk, I don’t care what you hear in the movies or what your daddy calls your mommy we will have none of that in here.
We are Liberals, we love everybody, we can call people that don’t agree with us names but we have to do it in our heads, for example if Johnny says “My Mother Voted For Bush” we can think in our heads so no one else will hear “your mother must be a f-cking @ss hole”, see isn’t that nice, we are so good. Now always remember it is OK to Call the President of the United States anything you want, we won’t punish you for that, But if John Kerry were the president it would be an unpatriotic sin to call him names, if you did, you would be suspended from school and the Police would be notified. I am a grown up and I am a Liberal Left Wing Teacher, I call the President a Sh!t Head all the time, that’s OK, because he is a Sh!t Head, he is also a lying ba$tard rat scum maggot pig. You can call Ann Coulter a “Skinny F-cking B!tch slut” that’s Ok too. So, you have to remember we are kind and caring liberals, we hate to offend anybody (except people that don’t agree with us) we never stereotype or act offensive we are wonderful, we chase butterflies, we drink white wine and we pour water on beached whales. If Uncle Teddy Kennedy kills somebody we make believe we don’t know about it because he didn’t mean it but if Jenna Bush uses a phony ID to buy beer we have a duty to crucify her and call her all the dirty names we can think of, like some of those names you hear on HBO. God bless you class. I see trees of green, red roses too I see them bloom for me and you And i think to myself: "What a wonderful world!" Last edited by Harry Boy; 02-15-2006 at 12:21 PM. |
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Wouldn't you think I've gone off the deep end, too, if I wrote... "It's business as usual in Texas. Oil companies are abducting immigrants and gays, making them work in their plants, and then rendering their bodies for burnable fat after they're too tired..." |
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