Mike the Brit

Farm ban for sheep sex arrest man


A man arrested for allegedly having sex with sheep has been banned from visiting farmland.
The 27-year-old was arrested on suspicion of bestiality by officers at his home in Dulwich, south-east London, on Thursday morning.
It followed several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June.
He was bailed on the condition that he does not enter farmyards within the Metropolitan Police area.
The arrest was made when witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/7513533.stm


Honestly! The things you get up to down there. Now, if it had been assaulting the Wombles on Wimbledon Common ... But sheep molesting! And banned from entering "farmyards within the Metropolitan Police Area". How many of those do you have? It's not as if it were the Brecon Beacons, is it?

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PatsWickedPissah

How old was the sheep? Age of consent in UK for farm animals is...?
And WTF is a Womble???

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Scouse Patriot

Well, the southern lads can't call the Welsh sheep shaggers anymore I wonder if he tried to pull the wool over the officer's eyes...

Funny enough I saw American Pie Beta House the other night and some dude rattled a sheep. Must be what the kids are into these days..

Mike the Brit

The Wombles are characters created by author Elisabeth Beresford, originally appearing in a series of children's novels from 1968. The characters later became nationally famous in the mid 1970s as a result of a popular BBC children's television show using stop motion animation. A number of spin-off novelty songs also became major hits in the British music charts.

(from Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wombles)

"Underground, overground, wombling free
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we!"

Ah, happy, happy days ...

As for your other questions, sir, you'll have to ask Gomezcat -- he's the native around those parts!

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Aye, well it's nice to see them making their own amusement ...

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What do you get for pretending the dangers not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.

The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives he releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, he hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then well make the buggers eyes water.

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Tunescribe

Can sheep contract veneral disease from a human? If so, the offender might have more charges coming.

IcyPatriot

Why is "Gomez" the thread title?

He's married now ... the sheep have moved on ...

Michael

I believe he wore a sheep skin.

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Mike the Brit

Local boy ... what they get up to in "Sarf London".

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