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Old 01-05-2008, 12:19 PM   #1
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Default Chuck Norris has hot wife, but that toupee has to go

Keep seeing Chuck & wife on the Huckabee podium. For a celeb you'd think Chuck could afford a toupee better than that greasie thing that looks to be falling off and sits too far back on his head. Also zero gray does not fit w/ his old face. It's bringing his hot wife and Huckabee down.
for 67 he'd look fine w/ a receding hair line and some gray. duude obviously kept himself in shape. and that hot wife, damn! that toop blows it all
see what i mean?

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sorry should be working now
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Looks like he gets his rug from the same place Sir Elton John does.
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I want Norris to do a fundraiser movie for Huckabee where he kicks the crap out of people and then uses only biblical quotes as throwaway lines. You know, like roundhouse kicks a guys face and it breaks his neck and then Chuck is standing there over him with his hands still ready, bouncing on the balls of his feet, and when he realizes the guy is dead, says "turn the other cheek," and walks out.

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Looks like he gets his rug from the same place Sir Elton John does.
he better not walk under this guy

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