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07-10-2007, 12:36 PM
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Chinese Wedding Night
 Chinese Wedding Night A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss ask anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try someping I have hear about ... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries.. "You wan... Chicken wiff Broccori?"
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07-10-2007, 03:26 PM
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Regards, Chris Last edited by chris_in_sunnyvale; 07-10-2007 at 03:26 PM.. |
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07-10-2007, 09:55 PM
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He's a RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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07-10-2007, 11:32 PM
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07-11-2007, 04:55 AM
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Speaking of Rev. Moon, where is our favorite universalist church member??
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07-11-2007, 06:51 AM
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07-11-2007, 08:25 AM
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Re: Chinese Wedding Night
In defense of the the Chinese...
There are no plurals or verb conjugations in the Chinese language. That is the main reason that their English sounds a little off.. And now for my off-color Chinese joke.. What do you call a fat Chinaman? A Chunk!
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07-11-2007, 08:50 AM
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Re: Chinese Wedding Night
Racist?
 This was a stupid email joke that someone sent me. How is something like this racist? It's a joke no different than the scene from A Christmas Story where the family goes to the chinese restaurant after their Xmas dinner gets ruined. Tis da season to be jorry, ra-ra-ra-ra-ra...ra-ra-ra-ra http://youtube.com/watch?v=E2Y5jZzgW7M  Too funny.
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