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***Mike the Brit*** · 05-10-2007, 07:57 AM

Man mistakes porn DVD as woman's cries for help

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400

Oconomowoc - Instincts took over, James Van Iveren says, when he rushed out his door to the sound of a woman being raped in an apartment above.

Would-Be Rescuer

James Van Iveren, charged with three criminal counts

"It was a woman screaming," he recalled Tuesday. "She was screaming for help."

Sword in hand, he bounded up the stairs, kicked in the door and confronted a man who turned out to be alone - watching a pornographic movie.

"Now I feel stupid," Van Iveren said.

Ya think?

***Clonamery*** · 05-10-2007, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike the Brit

Man mistakes porn DVD as woman's cries for help

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400

Oconomowoc - Instincts took over, James Van Iveren says, when he rushed out his door to the sound of a woman being raped in an apartment above.

Would-Be Rescuer

James Van Iveren, charged with three criminal counts

"It was a woman screaming," he recalled Tuesday. "She was screaming for help."

Sword in hand, he bounded up the stairs, kicked in the door and confronted a man who turned out to be alone - watching a pornographic movie.

"Now I feel stupid," Van Iveren said.

Ya think?

How is this news? This kind of thing happens all the time. Except for the sword thingee, usually the preferred weapon is a baseball bat or golf club or hot gooey cheese pizza.

***Mike the Brit*** · 05-10-2007, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Clonamery

How is this news? This kind of thing happens all the time. Except for the sword thingee, usually the preferred weapon is a baseball bat or golf club or hot gooey cheese pizza.

Maybe it's the sheltered life I lead ... but where I come from folks tend to keep the volume down when they're watching porn.

***Clonamery*** · 05-10-2007, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike the Brit

Maybe it's the sheltered life I lead ... but where I come from folks tend to keep the volume down when they're watching porn.

Good to have you back regular, Mike.

Well, here in America we're not so Puritanical. What we do behind closed doors is everybody's business. We're masters of our own domains. We believe a bird in the hand is worth.....

***Mike the Brit*** · 05-10-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Clonamery

Well, here in America we're not so Puritanical. What we do behind closed doors is everybody's business. We're masters of our own domains. We believe a bird in the hand is worth.....

Puritans ... New England ... why does something make me associate the two thoughts?

05-10-2007, 07:57 AM	#1
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