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Practice Squad
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Reading, PA
Posts: 463
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I was flipping around the boards, and thought why not bring it here? So lets see your humor to this.
When God was handing out ____ he missed me
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Practice Squad
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 497
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coordination
I am one of those people who can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
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“You always try to know what you need, try to manage the game given the game situation, ... and I think that's one of the things that Tom does best.” - Bill Belichick To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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PatsFans.com Supporter
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: NY
Posts: 3,148
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Style.
I dress like Mr. Rodgers. I talk like Wm F. Buckley. I dance like an 80 yr old trying to dance like a 20 yr old. My hair is the same as it was the day I was born. I'm cumbersome at the worst possible moments of intimacy both physical and emotional. I have no 'line' other than 'What's the Soup of the Day?' I wear Rockport shoes because they are comfortable. I can't tell a joke or humorous story for the life of me.
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Minuteman Target
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 5,044
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Dexterity.
My handwriting is an embarrassment. It's got so bad that even I can't read it. And when I draw a face, it looks as though it has been drawn by a six-year-old.
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My prized possessions: Our family pictures; my dad and me getting doused by Bruschi in Super Bowl XXXIX [Shalize Manza Young Up Close with ... Bill Belichick] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Well, Pats fans should be invincible by now. [Fitzy, 16 November 2009] Still here to learn |
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PatsFans.com Supporter
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Shortcomings.
I've had to work hard at achieving humility my whole life. It's like an albatross around my neck. |
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In the Starting Line-up
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 7,883
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 7,883
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All Pro Poster
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 15,607
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Temperance and money
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In the Starting Line-up
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: stuck at work
Posts: 2,730
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restraint.....
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