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Old 12-21-2006, 06:13 PM   #1
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I was flipping around the boards, and thought why not bring it here? So lets see your humor to this.

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Old 12-21-2006, 09:57 PM   #2
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coordination

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Style.

I dress like Mr. Rodgers. I talk like Wm F. Buckley. I dance like an 80 yr old trying to dance like a 20 yr old. My hair is the same as it was the day I was born. I'm cumbersome at the worst possible moments of intimacy both physical and emotional. I have no 'line' other than 'What's the Soup of the Day?' I wear Rockport shoes because they are comfortable. I can't tell a joke or humorous story for the life of me.
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Dexterity.

My handwriting is an embarrassment. It's got so bad that even I can't read it. And when I draw a face, it looks as though it has been drawn by a six-year-old.
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Shortcomings.

I've had to work hard at achieving humility my whole life. It's like an albatross around my neck.
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Shortcomings.

I've had to work hard at achieving humility my whole life. It's like an albatross around my neck.

... ho hum. sure...
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