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Old 05-21-2006, 04:25 AM   #1
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Not enough detail, and do not want to use tooo much imagination, but the old drug defense is hard at work, at least it is not the PDSTD defense...

http://www.thisisthenortheast.co.uk/...ews/NEWS1.html

Pervert caught having sex with horse
A PERVERT caught having sex with a horse has been banned from going into stables and fields anywhere in Britain if they contain horses.

Mark Woollen, 33, admitted a charge of intercourse with an animal after he was caught exposing himself and indecently assaulting the horse, Molly, at stables in Wallsend, North Tyneside.

Woollen also pleaded guilty at North Tyneside Magistrates' Court to stealing riding equipment between March 1 and March 30 from stables in North Tyneside, and possessing a small amount of cannabis resin and amphetamines.

Speaking from his home after his court appearance, Woollen said: "I cannot say it was a mistake - it was more than that.

"Everything went downhill after I got into drugs. I would like to apologise to the owners for all the hurt I have caused them."
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I saw that...hard to imagine where this guys brain is or isn't.
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i never understood why people even considered having sex with animals nowadays? Not like there's THAT big of a shortage on finding a woman.
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There's just no f-ing way I'm clicking that link. Wouldn't do it if you paid me.
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Ah, I've got to go see a man about a horse, or something like that.
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He would have to be *****ing English, wouldn't he?
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"Everything went downhill after I got into drugs. I would like to apologise to the owners for all the hurt I have caused them."
Drugs don't make you wanna bone a horse! What a mongoloid.
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There's just no f-ing way I'm clicking that link. Wouldn't do it if you paid me.
you're afraid to click a link to a newspaper's website? Jesus christ....that's weak as hell
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you're afraid to click a link to a newspaper's website? Jesus christ....that's weak as hell
I've nearly had to burn the eyes out of my head too many times in the past. I'm just not interested in seeing a man have sex with a horse, again.
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I've nearly had to burn the eyes out of my head too many times in the past. I'm just not interested in seeing a man have sex with a horse, again.
haha god, you actually think there's going to be pictures? You actually think somebody TOOK pictures in the first place?

jesus christ, seriously. Maybe if the address was "www.horseporn.com" or something, but uhh..it's to a newspaper, get real.
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