The wierd/messed up/funny/scary/sad dream thread

[KontradictioN]

If you have any strange dreams, post them in here.

I think I should start off by saying that this one, from what I can make of it, appears to be an apocalyptic dream. I had this one last night...

Dream starts off with me in a car joined by Kate Gosselin (who is the driver), Joe Pesci, and this girl I know named Alexis. Anyway, me and Joe Pesci were arguing who was going to give oral to whom and we decided that I would go with Kate Gosselin and he would go with Alexis (who is much better looking). That's when the car stops and I go inside a house (not mine) to visit with my parents and this old lady whom I've never met before.

I tell them that it's "time to take the cat out for a walk" and do so, with a leash. By this time, night has fallen. I get a couple of steps from my house before noticing that a pick-up truck with mudding lights is following me so me and my cat duck off to the side of this house. The truck pulls in and, apparently, the guy lives there. He tells us that there are these strange dogs that are going around, killing people, and eating them. **** gets wierder.

Anyway, I make a run for it with all of these random people (who are just suddenly there) that I knew from high school. And I mean RANDOM. We get to this field at the end of the road that leads to some sort of river house (I'll explain this later). As we're running, these dogs show up. They have usual pitbull bodies (except much bigger), have dog ears, but they have the same faces as the aliens from "District 9". The slaughter is on as many of these kids that I knew are getting killed. On the side of the field there is a half of a barbell with a weight on it that I pick up. As soon as I do, a "dog" jumps at me just in time for me to swing the barbell around, hit him in the head and knock him to the ground. I beat his head in and keep running.

We get to this "river house" (which kind of resembles a long mansion but is sitting/floating on top of a river somehow) and go inside to take shelter from the dogs. Suddenly, the water from the river starts to rise and the ends of the house begin to flood. Seeking shelter, I walk inside where I meet Liam Neeson. He, apparently, is not the actor but is playing a character in this dream (the name he gave me escapes me). He informs me that the apocalypse is coming and that what were attacking us were the "hound dogs of Satan". He says that this room/bunker will lock down five minutes before "the attack". I tell him that I need to get my parents and that I will not just stay there without them and leave. He says that we need to "wait for the others to get here", but I disregard him and leave. **** gets WIERDER.

I leave the river house, this time with a gun, and go back to the home where my parents and the old lady were. I tell them that "something very bad is about to happen" and that, "they need to come with me". Me, my parents, and the old lady go. We get back to the river house and a female Asian samurai takes us to Liam Neeson's bunker. This time it is filled with people (these were "the others"). As we all walk in, Liam Neeson tells me that my parents can't be here because they are with the old lady. He shows me an old Kodak photo of a gravestone and claims that she's been dead since the 1850's then turns around and puts a knife in her. After she dies, he claims that my parents still can't be there and must go. I tearfully beg him to let them in and he still refuses. I give my mom and dad a hug each and tell them that I miss them. They stand outside and watch as the rolling door begins to close us into the bunker. Just before it closes, I roll underneath and join my parents again.

With the bunker closed, we head back to the outsides of the river house where we find (what is left of) the kids that I was running in the field with. They are all crying. As I ask why they are crying, there is a whistling sound in the sky, then a pop, a bright light, and the sound of a big explosion. Turns out that whereever we are is getting nuked. I see the mushroom cloud appear and feel this burning sensation all along my body and collapse to the ground. Everything goes dark.

Just then, I'm in a car again, a Jeep Wrangler this time, with a guy in the driver seat. I'm holding a rifle with a scope on it in the passenger seat and we are driving through what appears to be a desert. Strange that it looks like day out, but the sky is black. I ask him "what are we doing?" and he replies that "we are hunting and killing the freaks that survived the blast".

...and I wake up. Heh, not really sure what to make of that one.

[KontradictioN]

Also, if we could get someone in here that actually deciphers these bad boys, that would be full of win. I want to know what the hell that dream meant myself.

[Tunescribe]

Good idea for a thread. Why did Liam Neeson kill the old lady?

[KontradictioN]

Originally Posted by Tunescribe

Good idea for a thread. Why did Liam Neeson kill the old lady?

Not sure bro. You know how these things go. That's why I was hoping I could get it interpreted.

[Tunescribe]

OK, can't remember too many details, but last night I dreamed: I was part of a three-man U.S. Special Forces unit testing new field gear. One of the three was Peyton Manning, the third guy I don't know who it was. One of the generals assisting in the program was George W. Bush. In one of the exercises we were testing an all-weather outdoor blanket that's supposed to keep you warm and dry in rain/snow/sleet/wind, etc. The blanket was very heavy and sort of stiff but worked well. Each of us were lying under these blankets when they placed a couple of small, thin decorative blankets atop them. I asked why they were doing that and got no answer.

In another exercise we were testing a tactical suit that was difficult to get on. Underneath the suit we had to wear a hospital gown. The other two guys had gotten theirs on and had left to do the field test. I was behind still wrestling with the thing. Once I got it on I realized I'd forgotten to put the hospital gown on first, so I had to go back and start over again. That's about all I can remember.

[KontradictioN]

Originally Posted by Tunescribe

OK, can't remember too many details, but last night I dreamed: I was part of a three-man U.S. Special Forces unit testing new field gear. One of the three was Peyton Manning, the third guy I don't know who it was. One of the generals assisting in the program was George W. Bush. In one of the exercises we were testing an all-weather outdoor blanket that's supposed to keep you warm and dry in rain/snow/sleet/wind, etc. The blanket was very heavy and sort of stiff but worked well. Each of us were lying under these blankets when they placed a couple of small, thin decorative blankets atop them. I asked why they were doing that and got no answer.

In another exercise we were testing a tactical suit that was difficult to get on. Underneath the suit we had to wear a hospital gown. The other two guys had gotten theirs on and had left to do the field test. I was behind still wrestling with the thing. Once I got it on I realized I'd forgotten to put the hospital gown on first, so I had to go back and start over again. That's about all I can remember.

That's a pretty strange dream.

Last night I dreamed that I was in a classroom being taught what a "dog faker" is. Heh. Must be posting too much on here.

[Scouse Patriot]

The other night I dreamt I won 50k on a local radio phone in competition. It was that vivid I actualy woke up excited with the thought I had 50k in the bank.

Was a bastard when realty set in about 30 seconds later.

[Tunescribe]

Here's the latest: Last night I dreamed that I ordered a pizza and when it arrived the delivery boy said it was $100. I told him I wouldn't pay it. He asked me if I'd read "the announcement," and I said no. Apparently there was a post somewhere on the Internet that an anonymous person (me) had established a new record for ordering a single pizza. The announcement also mentioned that a famous female singer (don't recall who) was so intrigued by this record-setting pizza order that she wanted a slice just to try it. I tried to negotiate a lower price with the delivery boy which he refused. The dream ended when I told him I would go with him back to the pizza shop and speak with his manager.

I'm wondering if reading about all the high-priced NFL free agent contracts being signed had something to do with my dreaming this.

[Harry Boy]

Originally Posted by KontradictioN

Also, if we could get someone in here that actually deciphers these bad boys, that would be full of win. I want to know what the hell that dream meant myself.

You wern't dreaming but they wanted you to think you were so if you told anybody about the dream they wouldn't believe you...

[KontradictioN]

Originally Posted by Tunescribe

Here's the latest: Last night I dreamed that I ordered a pizza and when it arrived the delivery boy said it was $100. I told him I wouldn't pay it. He asked me if I'd read "the announcement," and I said no. Apparently there was a post somewhere on the Internet that an anonymous person (me) had established a new record for ordering a single pizza. The announcement also mentioned that a famous female singer (don't recall who) was so intrigued by this record-setting pizza order that she wanted a slice just to try it. I tried to negotiate a lower price with the delivery boy which he refused. The dream ended when I told him I would go with him back to the pizza shop and speak with his manager.

I'm wondering if reading about all the high-priced NFL free agent contracts being signed had something to do with my dreaming this.

I'm not sure why, but I got a kick out of this one. Pretty funny dream if you ask me.

I'm slacking here on my dreams. Haven't had a dream in a good while.