TheGodInAGreyHoodie

A guy walks into a bar wearing a Bills jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Bills jersey on with a little Bills helmet on his head, too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Bills game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together".

The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Bills kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"

The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years!"

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Frezo

That was great!

ALP

oww, lol, just owww

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Then I moved away and they haven't won since

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flapat

That was hilarious.

jmt57

Q. How do you keep the Bills out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

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jmt57

Q. What do the Bills and a possum have in common?
A. They both play dead when they're home, and get run over on the road.

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jmt57

Q. What do you call 53 losers watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills.

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jmt57

Q. What is the difference between a Buffalo Bill and a dollar bill?
A. You get four quarters from a dollar bill.

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jmt57

Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows, and we may never find out.

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