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Pat the Pats Fan · 12-26-2008, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deus Irae

A man finds a bottle on the beach. He picks it up and dusts it off. To his surprise, a genie comes out of the bottle and offers to give him one wish.

The man thinks about it for a while and then says "I wish for peace in the Middle-East.

The Genie shakes his head in disbelief and summons forth a map.

"Look at that", said the genie. "There are thousands of tribes, all sorts of religions and sub-religions, and thousands of years of wars and animosity. What you ask for is just impossible. You'll have to ask for something else."

The man thinks for another minute and then says "Ok, then, I wish the Bills would win the Super Bowl."

The Genie thought for a moment, looked at the man and said "Let's take another look at that map."

Classic.......LMFAO

PATSYLICIOUS · 12-26-2008, 07:15 AM

LOL these jokes are all great. Especially the one with the genie

godef · 12-26-2008, 10:04 AM

A little boy, abused by his parents, sits in the DSS office speaking with a councilor.

"Do you want to live with your grandparents?" she asks.

"No, they used to beat up my dad, and they'll beat me up too," says the little boy.

"And what about your mother's sister?"

"No, they always fight like cats, and she would also beat me up."

"Well then, who would you like to go live with?"

"The Buffalo Bills."

"Why the Buffalo Bills?" asks the councilor, a little more than slightly perturbed.

"Because," says the little boy righteously, "they never beat anybody!"

Krugman · 12-26-2008, 10:15 AM

That was good...

GroganCountry · 12-26-2008, 12:47 PM

A young boy asks his grandfather why he is Bills fan. The old man says, "When I was young like you, I loved the Bills. But then I got to be a teenager and I pretty much stopped watching football and just chased around the ladies. When I got older I went back to the Bills because I realized that unlike the women, the Bills will always f@$k you."

signbabybrady · 12-26-2008, 01:29 PM

ewwwww eeewwww eewww I got one the Bills are like the Lions..........thats it.

JR4 · 12-26-2008, 01:46 PM

funny funny

but, Fans making fun of their upcoming opponent .... Is that good Kama???

***Gwedd*** · 12-26-2008, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JR4

funny funny

but, Fans making fun of their upcoming opponent .... Is that good Kama???

Why yes, yes it is. When it's done tastefully. As in this thread. So far.

See, the thing about this thread is that it works for any opponent, with only a few tweaks here and there. It's not mean spirited. Mostly. And trust me on this one, this stuff is mild compared to the cr@p I've taken from other teams over the many years I've been a fan.

TheGodInAGreyHoodie · 12-26-2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwedd

Why yes, yes it is. When it's done tastefully. As in this thread. So far.

See, the thing about this thread is that it works for any opponent, with only a few tweaks here and there. It's not mean spirited. Mostly. And trust me on this one, this stuff is mild compared to the cr@p I've taken from other teams over the many years I've been a fan.

The original joke of this thread came from a Chargers board and required the editing of the word Raiders and inserting the word Bills.

Ironically one Jets fan as copy and pasted that joke word for word and posted it at the Jets board. This resulted in a complaint that it was bad timing because Jets fans are Bills fans this week.

Few jokes only work for one team. Such as But I Love Losing Superbowls. Or Just End The Season

Patsfanin Philly · 12-26-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gwedd

See, the thing about this thread is that it works for any opponent, with only a few tweaks here and there. It's not mean spirited. Mostly. .

This one is slightly dated but mostly works for the Bills given their Super Bowl history...

How many Bills players does it take to change a flat tire?
One, but if it's a blowout, the whole team shows up.........

12-26-2008, 07:15 AM	#22
PATSYLICIOUS All Pro Poster Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 10,239	Re: A Bills fan walks into a bar... LOL these jokes are all great. Especially the one with the genie

12-26-2008, 10:04 AM	#23
godef In the Starting Line-up Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,118	Re: A Bills fan walks into a bar... A little boy, abused by his parents, sits in the DSS office speaking with a councilor. "Do you want to live with your grandparents?" she asks. "No, they used to beat up my dad, and they'll beat me up too," says the little boy. "And what about your mother's sister?" "No, they always fight like cats, and she would also beat me up." "Well then, who would you like to go live with?" "The Buffalo Bills." "Why the Buffalo Bills?" asks the councilor, a little more than slightly perturbed. "Because," says the little boy righteously, "they never beat anybody!" __________________ See you at Super Bowl XLVI!

12-26-2008, 10:15 AM	#24
Krugman Second Team and Threatening Starter's Job Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Halifax,NS, Canada(685 km NE of Gillette) Posts: 1,016 Blog Entries: 1 My Mood:	Re: A Bills fan walks into a bar... That was good... __________________ In Belichick we trust.... "Crush your enemies,see them driven before you,hear the lamentation of the women." Arnold Schwartzenegger doing his BB impression.

12-26-2008, 12:47 PM	#25
GroganCountry Practice Squad Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 188	Re: A Bills fan walks into a bar... A young boy asks his grandfather why he is Bills fan. The old man says, "When I was young like you, I loved the Bills. But then I got to be a teenager and I pretty much stopped watching football and just chased around the ladies. When I got older I went back to the Bills because I realized that unlike the women, the Bills will always f@$k you."

12-26-2008, 01:29 PM	#26
signbabybrady Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Foxboro Posts: 8,319 My Mood:	Re: A Bills fan walks into a bar... ewwwww eeewwww eewww I got one the Bills are like the Lions..........thats it. __________________ "We go down to New Orleans, and ain't anybody give us a chance? Nobody! And what did we say to them?" "DON'T TALK TO ME!!!"

12-26-2008, 01:46 PM	#27
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