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09-05-2008, 07:40 PM
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B.O. = Fugazi
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Funny Things Your Kids Have Said
When my son was 3 I was picking him up from daycare. A 3 year old girl came up to us and the conversation went like this :
Girl : "Andrew is my boyfriend'. Andrew : "No I'm not". Girl : "You'll be my boyfriend when I tell you to be, buddy". 3 years old  |
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09-05-2008, 09:03 PM
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Re: Funny Things Your Kids Have Said
my nephew trying to help clean up the toys, after a day at my pond
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09-05-2008, 10:27 PM
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Re: Funny Things Your Kids Have Said
My eldest daughter when she was 3 describing the story of Cinderella: "it's about a girl and her fu(king step-sisters."
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09-06-2008, 05:19 AM
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You'll LOVE this one... It's pretty heretical, but, hey, that's never stopped me before... My Young Cousin, when We were at Church some year's ago when I spent a Summer with my Aunt and Uncle, said to Me before He went up to take Communion, "Excuz, me Seahn, I gat to goh up to de Alter now so I cahn Eat sum Jesus...".
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09-06-2008, 12:52 PM
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When my oldest son was very young I was getting him out of the tub and drying him off when he looked down at his willie and says
"Hey Dad it looks just like Darth Vaders' helmet." |
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01-12-2009, 10:59 AM
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I was watching the Florida-Oklahoma game on Thursday. It was halftime and the band was on the field.
My 9 year old says : "Wow. That's a lot of people. I wish I had a knife so I could cut their heads off". |
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01-12-2009, 12:06 PM
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