03-26-2008, 08:19 PM
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Re: Predict the Draft Day surprise
Angry because he couldn't answer even one question correctly and was unceremoniously pulled from the show lineup on "Are You Smarter Then A Fifth Grader" for lack of intelligence, Roger Goodell then issues a ruling to:
Take away the Pats first round 7th draft pick they got from the 49ers. Suspends Bill Bellichick by the testicles for a year,
Mandates that Robert Kraft must wear a pointy red gnome hat at games, Decrees that Tom Brady must play with his arms tied behind his back,
Rules the Pats must turn over all video tapes and preparation materials for every game to Bill Polian a full week before the game is played.
And, finally, on game day the Patriots must all wear their helmets backwards
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