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Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:35 AM

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Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:39 AM

~ Off The Grid Presents: Worst Draft EVER!! (2011 Version) ~

This is a Fantasy Mock Draft ~ not a Predictive Mock Draft.

Grid's Mission Statement ~ Listed By Priority

1 ~ Restore the D Line to its former Greatness.

2 ~ Draft Pro Bowl Talent at Offensive Guard.

3 ~ Draft Pro Bowl Talent at Offensive Tackle.

4 ~ Bring in Pro Bowl Talent at Defensive Flanker ~ OLB, to you Earthlings.

5 ~ Rebuild the Back Field.

6 ~ Exploit our Extraordinary Advantage at the Super Hybrid Tight End roles.

7 ~ Draft exceptional Talent for the Secondary.

8 ~ Continue to Deepen our Depth of Talent at all positions.

Grid's Draft Class Assessment ~ Listed By Priority

1 ~ Defensive End ~ Serendipity: Our Deep Hunger meets a sumptuous Banquet!!

2 ~ Offensive Guard ~ All Pro Talent is available, and for the right price!!

3 ~ Offensive Tackle ~ All Pro Talent is available, and astonishingly cheap!!

4 ~ Defensive Flanker ~ Elites are too expensive + risky, but 2 steals beckon!!

5 ~ Back Field ~ A number of exceptional Values are available, this year!!

6 ~ Tight End Hybrids ~ Some explosive Mid Rounders + tremendous Late Rounders!!

7 ~ Secondary ~ Some high upside Mid Rounders + Late Rounders!!

8 ~ Depth of Talent ~ Quarter Back + several other positions offer Opportunity!!

State of the Patriots

High Job Security

Watch Your Back, Jack

QB Tom Brady
QB Brian Hoyer

OC Dan Koppen
OC Ryan Wendell

OG Logan Mankins*
OG Dan Connolly
OG Nick Kaczur
OG Rich OhrnBerger

OT Sebastian Vollmer
OT Matt Light*
OT Mark LeVoir
OT Steve Maneri

TE Alge Crumpler

WB Rob Gronkowski

WE Aaron Hernandez

HB BenJarvus Green*
Eric Kettani

TB Danny WoodHead

SE Taylor Price

SR Wes Welker
SR Julian Edelman

OF Deion Branch
OF Brandon Tate

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K Stephen GostKowski
P Zoltan Mesko
S Matt Cthulhu
G Matthew Slater
T Marques Murrell
T Sergio Brown

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NT Vince Wilfork
NT Ron Brace
NT Myron Pryor
NT Kyle Love

UT Mike Wright

DE Ty Warren
DE Marcus Stroud
DE Brandon Deaderick
DE Darryl Richard
DE Kade Weston

DF Jermaine Cunningham
DF Rob Ninkovich
DF Tully Cain
DF Eric Moore

MF Jerod Mayo
MF Brandon Spikes
MF Gary Guyton
MF Dane Fletcher

SS Pat Chung
SS Josh Barrett

FS Stomper MeriWeather
FS James Sanders
FS Brett Lockett

CB Devin McCourty
CB Leigh Bodden
CB Darius Butler
CB Kyle Arrington
CB Jon Wilhite

I count just 32 guys with a formidable level of "Roster Security".

*I asterisked the 3 Big Free Agents, and lit Green in red, as I estimate that one will depart.

I consider the notion that there isn't a ton of room for Draft Picks to impact our 53 man Roster ~ more like 64-66 with the Practice Squad + Shadow Roster ~ to be pure Urban Legend.

I’m not trying to build a 45 man Roster: I’m trying to build a 60 man Roster.

66, really, including the Shadow Roster.

And I’m going to say 69, allowing for a little expansion with the new CBA.

Perhaps more, if the CBA changes that, as well it might.

Open Issues

Logan Mankins ~ In my Vision of a Mock Draft, this ferocious and powerfull Grizzly finally comes to his senses: He signs his Franchise tender and, ultimately, a long term deal. His Agent is butchered and fed to the dogs...And there is much rejoicing.

Matt Light ~ Matt also signs up, probably for a 3 year deal which he will almost certainly not finish, so easy on the Signing Bonus.

CBA ~ I'm hoping ~ and assuming, for the sake of this Mock ~ that enough clarity issues from the courts in the next few weeks that both sides know how much leverage either sides has...and can then negotiate accordingly, having attenuated their expectations. For the sake of this Mock, I'm saying that they come sufficiently to their senses to get this thing ironed out in time for Camp, and perhaps even a month or two earlier.

On to the Draft...

Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:40 AM

I've considered going after any number of positions with our first Pick, including O Tackle ~ Tyron Smith ~ and D Flanker ~ Aldon Smith.

But I believe that the biggest Bang For Our Buck with our first Pick, based on this Draft Class's boiling landscape, based on the aching needs of this dangerous, ascending team of ours, and based on his cosmically perfect fit in our system, is probably* going to be Justin "Mega" Watt.

*But I will only go so high to get the lad.

Trade: #17 + #74 ~ Lions ~ #13 + #154.

#13 ~ DE ~ Justin "Mega" Watt ~ 6.6/290

Justin Watt commands an astonishing fusion of Strength, Power, Instincts, Athleticism, Brains, Passion, and relentless, implacable Tenacity.

This kid has the heart of a LION, ladies and gentlemen.

And his Diagnostic Skills + Processing Speed are exceptional.

Others will get more Sacks...But a team looking for a dynamic fusion of Strength against the Run combined with Pass Rushing Power could not do better than Justin Watt, this year.

He's still raw, and still needs to grow into his frame, but this recent Tight End Conversion is rapidly ascending to Full Capacity, and he is one of the very most passionate and dedicated young men in the entire Draft: I have no doubt, none at all, that he'll make the most of his considerable skills.

Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:41 AM

Trade Frenzy!!

I believe this Draft Class to be exceptionally weak at the top, but very meaty in the middle.

And while I find the chances of The Draft disappearing into the Ether next year to be remote...I find the potential consequences of Trading Back into this highly unlikely yet remotely possible Vortex to be unspeakably ~ and unacceptably ~ GRIM.

In other words: It may be 1000 to 1 against The Draft vaporizing after this year...

But that's "one" too many.

Ergo: I will not be Trading Back, this year.

So after bagging the services of Justin "Mega" Watt, and then looking around at the talent likely to go off the boards over the next 30 Picks or so...

I am HIGHTAILING it out of the Top 40!!

Harmonic Convergence: 3 King's Ransoms!!

Fortunately, there are always plenty of short sighted General Managers and Coaches around to not only BUY what we're selling...but, indeed, to often pay us a Premium.

And this year’s Quarter Back Class, in confluence with our incredibly strong position, at #28 and #33, astride the Thursday Night Divide…could produce an unprecedented succession of Deprivations.

Trade Madness!!

Three exciting ~ albeit: flawed ~ Quarter Back prospects are available when #28 comes up, and Jake Locker is The Answer in the eyes of some teams. I'm not going to sully my Mock with the far fetched ~ albeit: remotely possible ~ idea that anyone's going to fetch up a 2012 1st Rounder to move up 5 or 10 spots...But there is a VERY real potential for a Bidding War for the services of Jake Locker, which should get us a King's Ransom for #28:

#28 ~ Beefaloes ~ #34 + #100 + #133 + #169

And when Business opens on Friday, the other GM's will've had all NIGHT to work themselves up into a lather about Christian Ponder!! Bidding War II leads, of course, to King's Ransom II:

#33 ~ Miners ~ #45 + #76 + #108 + #231

Finally, the Feeding Frenzy ~ a well-worn term, and quite appropriate ~ reaches its peak, as Ryan Mallett's various and sundry Red Flags fade into the background in the presence of his Illustrious Golden Arm.

Bidding War III begets King's Ransom III, as most Patriot fans scream in horror, while the brilliant ones cackle with GLEE!!

#34 ~ Jaguars ~ #49 + #80 + #121

Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:41 AM

#49 ~ OG ~ Ben Ijalana ~ 6.4/315

Benjamin Ijalana is an exceptional Athlete and a mauling Beast. He is a small school kid ~ VillaNova ~ who'll need some technical guidance, but I can't think of a better place in the world to get that, than in Dante's Academy.

We're in the habit of transforming Late Round Talent into good players on our O Line.

And yet "good" hasn't been good enough, the last 3 Play Off Campaigns.

Here we have raw material that, under Coach Dante's guidance, has multiple Pro Bowl potential.

Benjamin Ijalana is athletic enough to play O Tackle and do very well at it...

But as an O Guard, he could become Great.

Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:42 AM

Trade: #45 ~ Packers ~ #64 + #96 + #129 + #204

#60 ~ DE ~ Kenrick Ellis ~ 6.5/345

Kenrick Ellis commands an obscene combination of bone-crushing Power and nightmarish Athleticism.

Based purely on his play and his potential, he'd be a Top 10 Prospect. His back ground has him slated to go in the early 3rd Round, but this is a young man who I believe truly gets it, because he hasn't simply mouthed the usual platitudes: He has spoken about fundamental change in himself, and he has spoken, directly, about taking concrete steps to restructure the core elements of his life. We've all heard a lot of nonsense, but this man struck me not only as sincere, but as resolved.

Kenrick Ellis not only commands a terrifying fusion of Strength, Power, and Agility, but he has that rare and precious Nose Tackle Mentality: This guy, I believe, will give you a decade of dedication, persistently blasting away, engulfing Blockers, and opening up immense Opportunities for his team mates.

I believe he has discovered that he truly loves this Game, ladies and gentlemen.

And if we line him up at Left End, with Vince Wilfork on the Nose and Justin Watt at Right End...we could rain TERROR.

Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:42 AM

#64 ~ RB Shane Vereen ~ 5.10/210

Shane Vereen commands an explosive blend of Burst, Fluidity, Lateral Agility, and sudden Lateral Velocity.

He boasts exceptional Diagnostic Skills, Processing Speed, and Vision, working with his Line to set up Blocks.

And he commands frightening Verticity: the ability to explode out of his Breaks.

In a word: dangerous physical skills and the brains to apply them with deadly force.

Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:43 AM

Trade: #76 ~ Ravens ~ #90 + #123 + #225

#80 ~ TB ~ Taiwan Jones ~ 6.0/195

Taiwan Jones has the potential to be an utterly devastating weapon.

He's an accomplished Receiver, he's bulked up to a size that should obviate concerns about him sustaining his health...

And he has nightmarish Speed.

Taiwan Jones has the Fluidity to consistently make men miss...

And he has the Verticity to plant his foot and explode in the other direction.

A dangerous, deadly weapon.

Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:43 AM

#90 ~ WE ~ "Lieutenant" Lance Kendricks ~ 6.3/243

Lance Kendricks is an extraordinary Weapon in the Pass Game: He commands exceptional Navigational Skills, tremendous Hands, outstanding Instincts, and phenomenal Diagnostic Skills + Processing Speed.

What's really surprising, though, is his passion, his tenacity, and his consistency in the Run Game as a Wing Back "Move" Blocker: Praise for his effectiveness and dedication in this aspect of the game is effusive.

Lance Kendricks is one of my few Priority Binkies.

Wing Backs ~ Tight Ends who often go into Motion to Block, but who are DownField threats, as well ~ are changing the face of the Game: A Player who is truly effective as a Run Blocker and a Pass Blocker, and who also brings an explosive element to the Pass Game, wreaks chaos on a Defense's efforts to Defend.

Lance Kendricks is that rare Athlete, and for my money only Kyle Rudolph offer a more completely disruptive Game.

My nomenclature for Kenricks is the same as that of my Priority Binky from the 2010 Draft Class, Aaron Hernandez:

Wing End.

That's my term for a Wing Back who spends a majority of his time in the Passing Game. But make not mistake: "Lieutenant" Lance Kendricks is a ferocious Blocker whose Impact will go MILES beyond his Stat Line.

Off The Grid · 04-27-2011, 05:44 AM

Trade: #92 ~ Eagles ~ #104 + #120

#96 ~ WB ~ Jordan Cameron ~ 6.5/255

Like many players who crush it at The Combine, Jordan Cameron is getting a lot of hype as his Stock soars.

In this case, though, I believe that the hype is justified.

Jordan Cameron is a very recent Basket Ball Conversion who didn't catch a single pass until this very season.

So he is obviously a bit on the raw side.

Even so, he commands an intoxicating blend of talents: excellent Launch Speed off the Line, astonishing Fluidity, amazing Instincts and Processing Speed for his experience level...and Speed.

He's not an accomplished Blocker, as yet, but he is rapidly improving in that aspect of the game, as in all aspects.

Jordan Cameron is a dangerous, dangerous weapon, and the tactical possibilities we would have at our disposal, with him, Rob Gronkowski, Aaron Hernandez, and Lance Kendricks ready to deploy at a moment's notice, could bring sheer, utter CHAOS to the enemy.