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According to Mueller, he’s “had a feeling for a while” that he is a total imbecile and hopelessly stupid human being, and this sentiment has gained more traction in recent days as his political sympathies have remained divided between two candidates with drastically different views on the economy, health care, social issues, and the environment.
“I have to say, the fact that I’m still undecided a day before the election has started to make me think I must be a complete and utter moron,” Mueller said in a rare moment of insight and clarity. “I mean, this presidential campaign has essentially been going on for two years, during which the clearly divergent platforms of both parties have been articulated in attack ads, campaign appearances, debates, interviews, and thousands of articles online and in newspapers.
So the fact that I can’t decide between candidates at this point can really only mean that I’m some sort of bumbling half-wit with little to no capacity for critical thought.
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Re: Undecided Voter Pretty Sure He’s Some Kind Of Idiot
Originally Posted by IcyPatriot
Listen to me you stupid bastard, we have a candidate who has already had four years in office, He Has Done Nothing, He Has Changed Nothing, why the hell would you vote for him again, give somebody new a shot at it.
Harry Boy (Genius)
In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself