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Man Claims ‘World’s Largest Penis’ Got Him Frisked At SFO

July 17, 2012 3:35 PM



SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.

New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

“TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.



“They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that’s my d**k,” he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.

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"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him."
Leo Tolstoy, 1897

Drewski

Saw this a couple weeks ago on barstool...tooo funny.

In the article El Pres linked to the TSA agents referred to it during their questioning of Mr. Falcon as a "biological weapon".

hahahaha I guess you could say that it is.....

shmessy

Idiot just doesn't know how to pack correctly.

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Harry Boy

Thats why I won't fly.

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PatsWSB47

Harry don't worry. He got frisked for having the biggest one, not being the biggest one.

Disclaimer: This is only a joke. I saw my opportunity and I took it

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Drewski

It's.....11

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Harry Boy

Harry Likes Jokes-------

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Mae West...

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