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In a brilliant move, which media pundits are describing as audacious, Barack Obama has chosen himself to be his own running mate. "That's how I roll," Obama told reporters in a briefly held brief briefing during the intermission of a Bon Jovi concert, after which he dropped the microphone with a loud thump. As he left the stage, members of the press corps ripped off their shirts and threw them toward the stage, while their female colleagues threw their panties, all of them experiencing what can only be described as "minimally disguised orgasms."
An Obama spokesperson explained the decision as the obvious choice: "Who better understands Obama's vision of Hope and Change than Obama? I know I don't." The rhetorical question had the mainstream journalists shrugging and nodding.
The celebration of unity between Obama and Obama, as well as between the mainstream media and the Democrat Party was interrupted, however, when a divisive McCain supporter asked whether the move was constitutional. She was quickly beaten to the ground by Al Franken in an idealistic attempt to stop the divisiveness, and is currently said to be in serious, but stable condition, at a Bethesda, Maryland hospital.
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The dingobat Obama Groupies are doing their best right this minute to try and turn this little tale into one of their favorite "crutches" RACISM.
It is now a forbidden mortal sin in America to criticize or even whisper anything negative about Our New Lord Prince, Barack Hussein Obama.
Soon after the Coronation of our beloved "Great One" the Prince Barack there will be an announcement to all Americans that it will be declared Law to Bow Ones Head at the mere mention of the name Barack.
It will be punishable by death to say the word "Ears" in public.
Harry Boy (Genius)
In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself