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Saying the now critically endangered species of politician is at high risk for complete extinction within the next 10 years, Beltway-area conservationists announced plans Monday for a new captive breeding program designed to save moderate Republicans.
According to members of the Initiative to Protect the Political Middle (IPPM), centrist Republicans, who once freely roamed the nation calling for both economic deregulation and a return to Reagan-era tax rates on the wealthy, are in dire need of protection, having lost large portions of their natural terrain to the
highly territorial Evangelical and Tea Party breeds.
Love The Onion.
The entire article is funny ... too much to cut and paste.
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They kid, but actually there is some truth to the idea of fecundity affecting long-term political balance. Doesn't take too many Duggar-esque families to outnumber those who choose to have fewer children to "save the planet". The future belongs to those who show up for it.
Here is a an article that should have been in the Onion, but sadly was all too true (and completely serious):
Meet the women who won't have babies - because they're not eco friendly
Had Toni Vernelli gone ahead with her pregnancy ten years ago, she would know at first hand what it is like to cradle her own baby, to have a pair of innocent eyes gazing up at her with unconditional love, to feel a little hand slipping into hers - and a voice calling her Mummy.
But the very thought makes her shudder with horror.
Because when Toni terminated her pregnancy, she did so in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet.
At the age of 27 this young woman at the height of her reproductive years was sterilised to "protect the planet".
The question that remains is: into whose hands are you passing the stewardship of the planet?