11-29-2011, 10:35 AM
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Oldie, but goodie
The English language has some wonderfully
anthropomorphic collective nouns for the
various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a
Herd of cows,
a Flock of chickens,
a School of fish
and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is:
a Pride of lions,
a Murder of crows
(as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),
an Exaltation of doves and, presumably
because they look so wise:
a Parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous,
most obnoxious, most viciously
aggressive and least intelligent of all
primates.
And what is the proper collective noun
for a group of baboons?
Believe it or not ……. a Congress!
A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!
I guess that pretty much explains the
things that come out of Washington !
You just can’t make this stuff up.
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