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Old 05-26-2008, 09:34 AM   #1
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Liberals love to Degrade, Humiliate, SMEAR, Ridicule, Insult, and Monsterize anybody that doesn’t share their loony views.

Will somebody please tell Press Coverage that the Hummingbirds arrived in Maine on May 8.

I think I told Pressy about this last year but I will tell him again, it is a little tip for him on how to feed hummingbirds when he has some of his left wing friends over for wine and cheese, pay attention Pressy and follow these instructions,
1-Mix 3 parts water 1 part sugar
2-Put on stove, bring to boil then stir until well mixed, let cool
3-Gather wine drinking liberal friends around to watch
4-Remove all your clothes including sneakers and underwear
5-Lay down on your Patio or Deck, on your back
6-Have one of your liberal friends pour a small amount of water/sugar mix in your Navel
7-Have another one of the loons put a very small brightly colored flower petal also in your Navel on top of the water this will attract the bird, you only have to use the flower petal once Hummingbirds are very inteligent at your next Loon Cookout all you will have to do is take all your clothes off, lie down and fill your button up, they will be there in a few minutes.

There, now your all set Press, relax and lay there for awhile just as soon as the little Hummingbirds see that flower in you belly button they will be hovering and buzzing all around you, this really works, those
f-cking dip ***** looney liberal friends of yours will go nuts when they see this one.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:43 AM   #2
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Liberals love to Degrade, Humiliate, SMEAR, Ridicule, Insult, and Monsterize anybody that doesn’t share their loony views.

Will somebody please tell Press Coverage that the Hummingbirds arrived in Maine on May 8.

I think I told Pressy about this last year but I will tell him again, it is a little tip for him on how to feed hummingbirds when he has some of his left wing friends over for wine and cheese, pay attention Pressy and follow these instructions,
1-Mix 3 parts water 1 part sugar
2-Put on stove, bring to boil then stir until well mixed, let cool
3-Gather wine drinking liberal friends around to watch
4-Remove all your clothes including sneakers and underwear
5-Lay down on your Patio or Deck, on your back
6-Have one of your liberal friends pour a small amount of water/sugar mix in your Navel
7-Have another one of the loons put a very small brightly colored flower petal also in your Navel on top of the water this will attract the bird, you only have to use the flower petal once Hummingbirds are very inteligent at your next Loon Cookout all you will have to do is take all your clothes off, lie down and fill your button up, they will be there in a few minutes.

There, now your all set Press, relax and lay there for awhile just as soon as the little Hummingbirds see that flower in you belly button they will be hovering and buzzing all around you, this really works, those
f-cking dip ***** looney liberal friends of yours will go nuts when they see this one.
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very poignant
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very poignant
Thank you, hummingbirds are one of Gods most amazing accomplishments.

Did you know that cats don't even try to catch them.

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Thank you, hummingbirds are one of Gods most amazing accomplishments.

Did you know that cats don't even try to catch them.

did you know god masturbates in his own feces?
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did you know god masturbates in his own feces?
I'd like a link to that one please, are there any pictures of this on you tube.

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Liberals love to Degrade, Humiliate, SMEAR, Ridicule, Insult, and Monsterize anybody that doesn’t share their loony views.

Will somebody please tell Press Coverage that the Hummingbirds arrived in Maine on May 8.

I think I told Pressy about this last year but I will tell him again, it is a little tip for him on how to feed hummingbirds when he has some of his left wing friends over for wine and cheese, pay attention Pressy and follow these instructions,
1-Mix 3 parts water 1 part sugar
2-Put on stove, bring to boil then stir until well mixed, let cool
3-Gather wine drinking liberal friends around to watch
4-Remove all your clothes including sneakers and underwear
5-Lay down on your Patio or Deck, on your back
6-Have one of your liberal friends pour a small amount of water/sugar mix in your Navel
7-Have another one of the loons put a very small brightly colored flower petal also in your Navel on top of the water this will attract the bird, you only have to use the flower petal once Hummingbirds are very intelligent at your next Loon Cookout all you will have to do is take all your clothes off, lie down and fill your button up, they will be there in a few minutes.
I've been trying this for years, but all I ever attract are bats. What could I be doing wrong?
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Thank you, hummingbirds are one of Gods most amazing accomplishments.

Did you know that cats don't even try to catch them.

Hummingbirds are very freaking cool... I can get pretty close to them, when I barbecue..
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I've been trying this for years, but all I ever attract are bats. What could I be doing wrong?
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Hummingbirds are very freaking cool... I can get pretty close to them, when I barbecue..
I keep a feeder on my back deck, they get so used to you they will buzz right around your head.
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