Harry Boy

N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows
http://cbs3.com/topstories/officer.r....2.706410.html

I think he's a democrat-------- "Moo"

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Harry Boy (Genius)

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Harry Boy

Has any body ever heard of "Penis Snatchers" they steal Penises--

The Penis Snatchers are democrats too.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...rpc=22&sp=true

"hi honey, Im home"
"lets have sex before dinner dear"
"I can't"
"why my darling"
"somebody stole my Penis on the subway"----------

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otis p. driftwood

It could be...Bill Clinton did a few pigs.

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IcyPatriot

The guy must be tall to be shafting cows.

Why doesn't he like the comfort of a sheep?

otis p. driftwood

While I was growing up there was a very...strange man living in my town. Vito was his name. Vito was caught in a neighbors barn with an erection, a stool and no pants.

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Harry Boy

I have been told how they used to do it Maine (cow shafting)

If your going to have sex with a cow you will need another person there with you, you both go out into the pasture and select a good looking cow, then if you are the "shafter" you climb up on the pasture fence and assume the position, then you yell "ready" your partner then takes the cow by it's halter and gently backs the cow into you, you then do the same for your partner.

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wistahpatsfan

You describe that with an udderly disgusting sense of familiarity.

STFarmy

Oh my bad. i thought this was a thread about Rosie O'Donnell.

Harry Boy

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IcyPatriot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2jegtFYho8