The New White House
The New President, Clean Obama
The Vice President, Queen Winfrey

White House 2009:
The Chimp Is Gone, The New Democrats Have Taken Over:
After The Ball Is Over A Big Meeting Is Called In The New White House All The Nasty Bush Hating Dingobats Are In Attendance General Hillary Is Crying, She’s Wearing A Brand New Pant Suit, The New President Brack Hussein Oboom Just Took A Shower, He's Nice And Clean, He Stands Up And Grins, His Teeth Are Nice And Clean And He Speaks So Beautifully That The New Vice President Oprah Winfrey Faints, She Is Given Mouth To Mouth Resuscitation By The Newly Appointed Secretary Of State Ellen Degenerate, They Have To Be Separated Forcibly, Ellen Is Breathing Heavily, She Whispers, "I love You Oprah" As She Is Dragged Back To Her Seat, General Hillary Is Still Crying, Another Newly Appointed Member Of This Articulate Presidents Cabinet Mr. Harry Bellefonte Is So Moved By Being In The Same Room With All These Vicious Loony Democrats That He Stands Up And Starts Singing About Banana’s, Hearing This The Vice President Faints Again Secretary Degenerate Jumps Up With Her Mouth Open And Try’s To Mount Vice President Winfrey She Has To Be Pulled Off Once More And Dragged Back To Her Seat, Another Member Of The Cabinet Mr Sean Penn Is Grinning And Passing A Joint Around, He Says To The New Press Secretary Helen Thomas Who Is Holding A Dildo “Man This Is Awesome, These Are My Kind Of People” Helen Says Nothing She Is Waiting For Bill Clinton To Make His Entrance And She Hopes He will Be Biting His Lip, She Is Now Caressing Her Dildo And Daydreaming About Billy Blue Dress, Cigars And Monica, Happy Days Are Here Again.

The Conference Room Door Opens, A Secret Service Agent Steps Inside And Loudly Says “He’s Here” The New President And All The Other Loony Dingobats Get Down On Their Knees, Pant Suit Hillary Is Still Crying, Then In Steps The Bellowing Crazy Boob Al Gore, He Is Naked And He Has A Sunburn All Over His Body, Helen Thomas Has Drool Running Down Her Cheek She Is Squeezing Her Dildo, Mad Man Gore Then Screams As Loud As He Can “The World Is Burning, The End Is Here, Look At My Sunburn” Then He Drops Dead, Helen Thomas Jumps Out Of Her Chair And Mounts Him, She Tries To Kiss Him But The Nice And Clean Articulate President Pulls her Off, The Clean President Notices That Helen Isn’t Wearing Any Underwear, Sean Penn Is Eating Peanut Butter With His Fingers And Laughing His A$s Off.

Again The Door Opens, The Secret Service Announces That Two New Members Of the Clean Presidents White House Staff Have Arrived, The Agent Says, “Mr President Your New Spiritual Advisor The Reverend Jessie Jackoff And Your New Race Relation Ambassador The Little Tub Of Sh!t Al Sharpton Have Arrived, “ Vice President Winfrey Faints Again, Secretary Of State Degenerate Trys To Mount Her Again.

Race Relations Ambassador Sharpton Waddles Into The Room Then Grins And Says “Hey, What’s Happening Mother F-ckers” The Whole Room Stands And Applauds, Harry Bellefonte Jumps Up On The Table And Starts Yelling “Hey Mister Tally Man Tally Me Banana” Pant Suit Hillary Is Clapping Her Hands And Crying, Ellen Degenerate Has Removed Her “Mens Pants” She Is Naked From The Waist Down, She starts Screaming “I love You Oprah”.
The Reverend Jackoff Is Yelling “PRAISE JESUS CHRIST WE’RE BACK, YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING”, Out In The Hall One Of The Secret Service Agents Say’s “What The Hell Is Going On In There” The Other Agent Replies, “They’re Democrats”.

7PM
The Guests Start Arriving For A White House Dinner To Be held That Evening, They Include 135 Hollywood Wife Swappers, 250 “Good Muslims” The Whole Kennedy Family (they all look like groundhogs when they smile Uncle Teddy has to be carried in) Michael Jackson Arrives With Flour All Over His Face, He Has Three Monkeys With Him That He Rented From The Local Zoo (he swears he has never had sex with them) Elizabeth Taylor Is Brought In On A Stretcher, One Of Jacksons Monkeys Jumps On Her Head And Try’s To Have Sex With Her Wig, Sean Penn Is Now Wasted He’s Standing On A Table With One Foot In A Bowl Of Onion Soup And He’s Playing With Himself, Hillary Is Wearing A “Gold Pant Suit” And She’s Crying, Lovely Barbara Striesand Makes Her Entrance, She Has A Sign Around Her Neck That Reads “F-ck George Bush” She Gets A Standing Ovation, The Reverend Jackoff Screams Out “Praise God Jesus Oh God Almighty” Then, The Gorgeous Movie Star Whoopi Goldberg Enters, She Also Has A Large Sign Around Her Neck, It Says, “George Bush Is A White Mother F-cker” The Wife Swappers And The Muslims Go Crazy They are Whistling, Cheering And Many Are Close To Orgasm, The Clean President Obooma Is Smiling And Clapping, Pant Suit Hillary Is Crying And Clapping, Auntie Pelosi Is Grinning And Showing Harry Reid Her Tits, Rosie O’Donnell Is On The Dance Floor Sitting On Janet Reno’s Face, Elizabeth Taylor Has A Heart Attack, Secret Service Agents Are Turning In Their Guns And Badges And Going Home, Michael Jacksons Monkeys Are On The Bandstand Masturbating, Sean Penn Is Applauding Them He Thinks They Are Little Alien Kids Who Have Just Arrived On A UFO, He Grabs One Of Them And Trys To Shove Some Coke Up The Monkeys Nose, “Boy What A F-cking Party” He Says.
Billy Blue Dress Is A “No Show” Nobody Dares to Ask Pant Suit Hillary Where He Is

Dawn:
The Ballroom Is Empty, The Sun Is Rising, A Small Little Fat Dumpy Man Is Sneaking Around Sticking The White House Silverware In His Pants, His Name Is “Sandy” he's a Long Time Democrat Who Was Once A Professional Shoplifter.

Yes My Fellow Americans, They’re Back, The Kind And Gentle Saviors Of The People, Soon They Will Start Their Own Little War Over In Dafur, This Will Be A “Good War” Because It Will Be “Their War” Chelsea Clinton Is Getting Ready To Join The Marines.

AMERICA MY AMERICA GOD ALMIGHTY LOOK DOWN UPON US AND HAVE PITY.

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Stupid Harry Boy

That's the most I have ever seen you type!

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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' --Ronald Reagan

Harry must have popped a Vicodin on that one.

I might even vote for them (democrats) remember all the fun of the nineties,
Travelgate
Vince Foster (dead in the park)
Bombing Hospitals
Bombing Aspirin Factory's
Bombing The Chinese Embassy
Stealing Silverware
Gennifer Flowers
Socks The Clinton Cat
Linda Tripp
Kathleen Wiley
Jaunita Brodericks "Lip"
Inhaling Pot
Killing Cats
Grand Jury's
Blue Dresses
Phone Sex
Cigar Dildo's
Semen Stains
Hollywood Sluts
Marthas Vineyard Orgies
Wife Cheating
Lying
The Word "Is"
The Big One That Will Go Down In The History Books For All Of Eternity
THE BLOW JOBS

It will be great to have them back, there's a new generation coming up that has never heard of all this
sh!t.

BRING BACK THE CLINTONS

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Stupid Harry Boy

Not bad for a couple of Arkansas chicken pluckers, where did these two hillbillys get all this money, I thought it was only supposed to be Republicans who ran around talking about "millions"

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmi...5_million.html

She loaned her campaign 5 million, who pays her back

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Stupid Harry Boy

Hitlery will make dubya aka baby look good.

This is going to be one interesting downward spiral... phuq, I need a stiff drink.

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STIFF DRINKS
I had a whole bunch of them when I posted this sh!t.

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Stupid Harry Boy