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He said -- I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said -- You wear briefs, don't you.

He said -- Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said -- Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

She said -- What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said -- It's not my fault.. I ran out of money.

He said -- Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said -- Well, you succeeded.

He said -- What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?
She said -- Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said -- Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said -- Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said -- Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said -- That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and have a beer

Harry Boy

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In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself

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I blame Bush