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Old 06-10-2011, 10:44 AM   #1
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We moved, my wife has a new Primary Care Doctor, he's a Friggin Muslim, his firt name is Rahman, this is the story of my life, if I opened a funeral parlor nobody would die, I probably shouldn't have said anything about this because I'll take all kinds of ***** about it.
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You better give him the "loyalty oath" before you allow him to touch your wife..
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:13 AM   #3
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You better give him the "loyalty oath" before you allow him to touch your wife..
Do you think God is doing this to me, my wife wants me to go to him, I'm looking for a good American Indian Doctor who sells blankets on the side.
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HA! That's funny!

Last night I was watching the "All in the Family " episode where Archie had to have surgery and the doctor turned out to be a West Indie female, black of course. He was scared poopless when she took out the straight razor.

Archie: "Aw, you don't need to do that. I done shaved this morning"
Doctor (in thick Jamaican accent): "I'll bet you didn't shave where I'm gonna shave you."
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:51 AM   #5
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HA! That's funny!

Last night I was watching the "All in the Family " episode where Archie had to have surgery and the doctor turned out to be a West Indie female, black of course. He was scared poopless when she took out the straight razor.

Archie: "Aw, you don't need to do that. I done shaved this morning"
Doctor (in thick Jamaican accent): "I'll bet you didn't shave where I'm gonna shave you."
Archie: (Horrified look into camera)
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The second part of that episode she gives blood because they share the same rare type and he asks if it's ok and she says ya man but when you wake up you might be craving some watermelon and the look on his face always makes me die laughing.
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The second part of that episode she gives blood because they share the same rare type and he asks if it's ok and she says ya man but when you wake up you might be craving some watermelon and the look on his face always makes me die laughing.
Yeah, that's right! Maybe one of the best episodes ever. Next to the Sammy Davis one and the one where Archie first whips out the word "Meathead" and sings "God bless America...you DUMB POLAK!..."
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We moved, my wife has a new Primary Care Doctor, he's a Friggin Muslim, his firt name is Rahman, this is the story of my life, if I opened a funeral parlor nobody would die, I probably shouldn't have said anything about this because I'll take all kinds of ***** about it.


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maybe you should wear a turban in to the shop and bring a carpet. You could pretend you were Aladin




I gotta post Harry's song when he is doing this


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or you both could do something like this lmao



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We moved, my wife has a new Primary Care Doctor, he's a Friggin Muslim, his firt name is Rahman, this is the story of my life, if I opened a funeral parlor nobody would die, I probably shouldn't have said anything about this because I'll take all kinds of ***** about it.

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