Paul Revere's Ride,
As Home-Schooled to Not-Yet-Pregnant Offspring
By Sarah Palin...
Listen my children, guns aren't just for deer,
And that is the story of Paul Revere,
In 2011, on June the third;
Hardly a voter remembers a word
I spoke a few days ago this very year.
He said to his friend, "If the British don't know
How armed we will be, land or sea, for the fight,
Fire shots and ring bells for which way we will go
In the North Church tower, warn the British tonight --
One shot by land, two bells by sea;
And I on the Redcoat side will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm
Spoiling middle-age sex in each village and farm,
As I shout how robustly the country is armed."


