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Did you get that from Al Gore?

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"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him."
Leo Tolstoy, 1897

Wildo7

No BBC, I actually have never watched An Inconvenient Truth or seen an Al Gore speech or anything.

DarrylS

Be careful with the facts here, it might kick them in the ass.. the preferable method is hysterical weather reports.. much more reliable and sensational.

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Patters

Wildo, they're just touting a political line. The righties are strangely political on this issue because they are terrified of new taxes, believe science is part of the liberal establishment (thus they are often opposed to evolution and stem cell research), and every normal day they say, "See, there's no global warming." But, throughout history, conservatives resisted the scientific truth -- that the sun was the center of our solar system, that races and genders are equal, that cigarettes are bad for you. They've been on the losing side of history for so long it's rather amusing.

Harry Boy

Fact:
It's Cold in the winter

Fact:
It's hot in the summer

A few days ago on the History Channel a person pointed out that on the 4th of July in the year 1857 it was over a hundred degrees for three days in NYC.

One of the Looney Pasty Faced Skinny Dip ***** Over Educated Saps said they shouldn't repeat that story about the summer of 1887 because people like me (Harry Boy) would make fun of them


Dear Hillary, yes that one, the spouse of “Billy Blue Dress”, the cute cuddly feminine little “honey bunch” that every man in America would like to snuggle up with in front of a roaring fire on a cold winter night. “Our Hill” as the Dingobats like to call her.

Sometime after Bush Beat Gore and Gore vanished into his cellar and grew a beard, Senator “Pant Suit” and “Batty McCain" went up to Alaska on a fact finding mission that is studying “Global Warming”, now get this, “HILLARY HEARD ABOUT A FISH THAT HAD BUMPS ON IT”.

Dan “Rodent Face” Rather in a moment of overwhelming excitement once called Hillary the “Smartest Women In The World” on his nightly unbiased “Left Wing Liberal” news broadcast.

Well, by God, the smartest women in the world made a huge contribution to the task of cleaning up the planet on that trip she heard about a Fish that had “Bumps” on it. “Holy Mary, Mother Of Jesus H. Christ Almighty”.

Now, whose fault could this be, this Fish With Bumps, why who else, “AMERICA AND GEORGE W. BUSH” that’s who.

All through the Nineties the smartest women in the world didn’t seem to be bothered with “Fish Bumps”, she had other “Fish To Fry”, Vince Foster, Billy chasing Striesand naked around the White House Piano, Paula Jones, Juanita Broderick, Kathleen Wiley’s Cat (Bill had the cat whacked) Grand Jury’s, Impeachment and of course, “Dear Little Monica”. Where were all the fumes from the SUV’s going during Billy’s Watch, when did these fish start getting “Bumps”, maybe after the 2000 Elections.

All the Fish in Alaska had a meeting and said, “Bush won, lets grow some bumps”.

Hillary now wants all kinds of new laws, she wants YOU to stop Global Warming, yes YOU DIRTY POLLUTING AMERICAN BASTARDS.

Hillary and her kind never seem to mention the third world cesspools where the people all go out in the back yard when they want to have a Bowel Movement, they urinate in the street, they throw their garbage out the window, when their dog dies in the bedroom they leave it there, their children all have fly’s walking around on their faces, most of their children are twenty two years old before they are taught how to Blow Their Noses.

Hillary and her kind blame the “Hated Bush” and America, why do they never mention China, Japan, The Middle East, Europe, Asia, Canada and Tim Buck Two, do these country’s have smoke stacks, do they drive “cars” do they burn fuel, does anyone in France drive an SUV?

If “God Forbid” this women Hillary ever should become president, will she be able to create fish that don’t have Bumps?

Remember, if you go fishing and catch a fish with a bump on it’s head, Barbara Bush did it.

***** Head Pant Suit & Batty McCain came home and Pant Suit never mentioned these fish again.
If Oboomba or Pant Suit are elected and become the next President Global Warming will stop, the Planet will be saved, Praise Jesus.

News:
Hillary said she was struck by the account of a 93-year-old woman she met at a fish camp they reached by helicopter from Whitehorse, Yukon. The woman told her she'd been fishing there her whole life but that lately the fish have strange bumps on them, growths Clinton said sounded like some sort of tumor.
http://www.sitnews.us/0805news/08190...n_warming.html

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In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself