reflexblue

The title says it all, look at that big scar on Os head. Thats where the Aliens put their mind controls in.

Obama's scar on head sparks conspiracy theories | Mail Online



Commentator Ben Hart wrote on Conservative discussion forum EscapeTyranny.com: ‘Was it a brain operation? Has it affected his thinking? Is he really an alien from another planet?

PatsFanInVa

The dreaded alien amygdalaectomy scar.

Nikolai

Jeezus! Aliens? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. What the hell kind of lows are people going to embrace in their efforts to come up with crazy conspiracies? I'm getting pretty tired of it myself actually, and it's about time some rebuttals were published as prominently as these lame ass conspiracies. Aliens have moved far beyond the need to create scars in people's heads to affect their brain function. If they did it, you'd never know.

The shoddy handiwork tells me that this is the work of Freemasons, using a microchip that was probably manufactured in the secret Pfizer-Haliburton plant in Ukraine.

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DarrylS

Next time there is an article posted from the Mail, keep this in mind.. they just lost any minute shread of credibility with this one..

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The Brandon Five

Umm, Darryl...they weren't endorsing the idea.

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reflexblue

They took that out all together, now hes not Afraid of total Appeasement of the Right. He's become..... The Appeaser N Chief

Nikolai

Wait. I thought if the brain was removed, he'd be a conservative, right?

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“On a day when they could have had impact players David Terrell or Koren Robinson..they took Georgia defensive tackle Richard Seymour, who had 1 sacks last season in the pass-happy SEC and is too tall to play tackle at 6-6 and too slow to play defensive end. This genius move was followed by trading out of a spot where they could have gotten the last decent receiver in Robert Ferguson and settled for tackle Matt Light, who will not help any time soon.”

reflexblue

If his amygdala was removed he'd have no fear. He'd have no fear of pissing off the people that voted for him. Although it works both ways, he'd have no fear off pissing off the Right. But by his actions its clear which way he went. Of course if you don't fear either option you still have to come down on one side or the other. He went with not having fear of angering the people that got him elected. Who knows how he decided on what side to come down on it could have been A roll of the dice, A flip of the coin, A turn... of the Wheel.

Nikolai

Fair enough. You've convinced me. I'm definitely buying into this now.

He definitely demonstrates the fearlessness of someone missing their amygdala. It's pretty ballsy for him to run for President when it's obvious he was born in Kenya.

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“On a day when they could have had impact players David Terrell or Koren Robinson..they took Georgia defensive tackle Richard Seymour, who had 1 sacks last season in the pass-happy SEC and is too tall to play tackle at 6-6 and too slow to play defensive end. This genius move was followed by trading out of a spot where they could have gotten the last decent receiver in Robert Ferguson and settled for tackle Matt Light, who will not help any time soon.”

reflexblue

Now your cooking with gas.