Harry Boy

"mommy"
"yes dear"
"look out the window"
"why dear"
"there's a man scratching himself on the sidewalk"
"all right dear"
Cops: Man masturbated outside Cambridge office window - Cambridge, Massachusetts - Cambridge Chronicle

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Harry Boy (Genius)

In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself

IcyPatriot

Truck driver gets lost in a huge nudist colony.

Comes to an intersection sees a naked man sitting on the corner.

Excuse me sir ... I'm lost and do you know the time?

man looks at his junk and tells him it's 12:00 and take a left.

Driver comes to another intersection sees a naked man sitting on the corner.

Excuse me sir ... I'm lost and do you know the time?

man looks at his junk and tells him it's 1:00 and take a right.

he's still lost and the above happens several more times and now it's late.

the driver comes to an intersection and gets out of the truck this time.

he sees a man cranking his junk and he says ... "excuse me sir but what are you doing?"

I'm winding my watch sir ... simply winding my watch ... follow the road 500 yards and you're there.

Harry Boy

Dear god more Masturbation, Bug Eyes Napolitano should look into this one, Tabasco Sauce was involved.
Flier Blames Tabasco Spill For Lewd Act | The Smoking Gun

Jesus Save Us the Masturbaters are coming out of the closet, can masturbaters marry each other......

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Harry Boy (Genius)

In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself

Harry Boy

God bless todays liberal teachers, if this poor man had been taught in school how to properly play with himself this never would have happened.

Discrimination
Vibrators are sold in drug stores and Wal Mart.
Why aren't Suckulators sold in drug stores and Wal Mart

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Harry Boy (Genius)

In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself

shirtsleeve

You say that stuff like its a bad thing?

Tabasco! Givin guys a hot start for generations...

Excuse me now. I gotta go moisturize my hands.

reflexblue

Reminiscing Harry, Memories just water color memories of the way you were.

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S.H.E.S.
I Likes Spikes.

chicowalker

What does this have to do with politics? (other than the fact that they're probably sexually repressed pubbies )

shirtsleeve

What you have here is a hijack of a thread that was trying to draw political purpose about the evils of sexual expression.

Harry Boy

Democrat teachers teach kids how to put condoms on cucumbers than the teacher gets horny and teaches them how to play with them selves the teacher stands on the desk so all the kids can see.

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Harry Boy (Genius)

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shirtsleeve

Woah, school has changed! Damn. I missed all the fun.