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weswelker#83 · #1 12-20-2007, 12:34 PM

This Christmas, You Can Buy Her Affection

He Went to Jared; I’m Going to Vomit:
http://reptastic.wordpress.com/2007/...oing-to-vomit/

Sex for sale:
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2...x_for_sale.php

He went to Jared parody Videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtGWq9xP9q8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y41XIDq-O1A

***Harry Boy*** · #2 12-20-2007, 12:52 PM

I mute every commercial that comes on TV, especially the a$s hole with the black beard who sells can openers and all that other useless sh!t (he yells) I told my wife I'd like to hit him the face with a f-cking shovel, she told me I don't drink enough water.

***DarrylS*** · #3 12-20-2007, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Boy

I mute every commercial that comes on TV, especially the a$s hole with the black beard who sells can openers and all that other useless sh!t (he yells) I told my wife I'd like to hit him the face with a f-cking shovel, she told me I don't drink enough water.

Must be talking about axle grease head, Billy Mays, thank god for the mute button.. otoh he has made about a gazillion dollars yelling at people..

Turd Furguson · #4 12-20-2007, 10:46 PM

I hate those stupid jewelry commercials. Thank god my wife isnt that type where I have to buy her affection yearly with some expensive (and useless) diamond this or diamond that.

She got her diamond 12 years ago. That was the "for better" part, now she's saddled with the "for worse" part.

Bigdogx · #5 12-21-2007, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Boy

I mute every commercial that comes on TV, especially the a$s hole with the black beard who sells can openers and all that other useless sh!t (he yells) I told my wife I'd like to hit him the face with a f-cking shovel, she told me I don't drink enough water.

I agree with you that guy pimps out just about any cheap piece of crap product china has to offer!

***Harry Boy*** · #6 12-21-2007, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turd Furguson

I hate those stupid jewelry commercials. Thank god my wife isnt that type where I have to buy her affection yearly with some expensive (and useless) diamond this or diamond that.

She got her diamond 12 years ago. That was the "for better" part, now she's saddled with the "for worse" part.

Me too, I'd rather buy a couple of cases of beer and a few shopping bags full of Chinese Food.

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