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Old 09-21-2010, 02:21 AM   #1
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Aunt Zucchini hit the jackpot when she slithered unseen into America, I can't understand why her nephew President Jug Ears won't invite her to the White House for dinner and to meet Joe Biden.

Jesus Christ has helped her too, she also said this about Jesus,
"When you believe in Jesus Christ and almighty God, my help comes from heaven,"


Aunt Zucchini O'Wango says,
"If I come as an immigrant, you have the obligation to make me a citizen." Those are the words from 58-year-old Zeituni Onyango of Kenya in a recent exclusive interview with WBZ-TV.

Onyango is the aunt of President Barack Obama. She has been living in the United States illegally for years, receiving public assistance in Boston.
President Obama's Aunt Zeituni Onyango: The System Took Advantage Of Me - wbztv.com
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Old 09-21-2010, 02:48 AM   #2
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If she said... she loved American and always wanted to live here, I could have a little sympathy for her.

What we got with Auntie Zeituni is a 1st class unapologetic, ungreatful b1tch.


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Zeituni Onyango said she came to the United States in 2000 and had every intention of leaving. Then, however, she says she got deathly ill and was hospitalized. When she recovered, she said she was broke and couldn't afford to leave.

For two years Onyango said she lived in a homeless shelter, before she was moved into public housing. "I didn't take advantage of the system. The system took advantage of me."
"I didn't ask for it; they gave it to me. Ask your system. I didn't create it or vote for it. Go and ask your system," she said unapologetically.
Let's pass the hat and see if we can raise the money to send her a55 back to Kenya !

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If she said... she loved American and always wanted to live here, I could have a little sympathy for her.

What we got with Auntie Zeituni is a 1st class unapologetic, ungreatful b1tch.




Let's pass the hat and see if we can raise the money to send her a55 back to Kenya !
Lovely Michelle Obama said basically the same thing, she said "she was never proud of America until her dopey communist husband was elected president"
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This ungrateful, 3rd world, "typical" illegal POS, should be dragged by her sunglasses and kicked straight the %$^& out of this country. She is the epitome of all that is wrong in this once great land.
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Aunt Zucchini hit the jackpot when she slithered unseen into America, I can't understand why her nephew President Jug Ears won't invite her to the White House for dinner and to meet Joe Biden.

Jesus Christ has helped her too, she also said this about Jesus,
"When you believe in Jesus Christ and almighty God, my help comes from heaven,"


Aunt Zucchini O'Wango says,
"If I come as an immigrant, you have the obligation to make me a citizen
." Those are the words from 58-year-old Zeituni Onyango of Kenya in a recent exclusive interview with WBZ-TV.

Onyango is the aunt of President Barack Obama. She has been living in the United States illegally for years, receiving public assistance in Boston.
President Obama's Aunt Zeituni Onyango: The System Took Advantage Of Me - wbztv.com
Bull ***** We Do.... WTF
Send her Back. Send her Back NOW.
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I would love to hear from the liberals on this issue.

They must be hiding under a rock.
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Bull ***** We Do.... WTF
Send her Back. Send her Back NOW.
Duh, i got this backwards.... We Do Bull ****
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I would love to hear from the liberals on this issue.

They must be hiding under a rock.

Isn't reflex a liberal?

(sorry if you're not, reflex)
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Isn't reflex a liberal?

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he's a freaking alien is what he is.

Came to this planet looking for a cure for his hemroids.
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