White Bastards In Maine:
Have you ever,
Have you ever eaten "Barbecued Bob Cat Bowels"
Have you ever gone "Blueberry Picking" with a women that has no teeth?
Instead of going to a "Strip Club", have you ever bought a case of beer and sat around with 15 guys that all smelled like "sheep *****" and watched a farmer "Breed His Cow" with a "10,000 lb Bull"?
Wearing nothing but a yellow and red Jock Strap, have you ever jumped out of a tree onto the back of a "Cow Moose" in heat and stabbed it to death with your hunting knife?
Have you ever watched Clams having sex and then become aroused yourself.
Have you ever stuck your head down in the hole of an outhouse, to look around.
Have you ever played with yourself in a tree
All minority's in Maine have been shipped in from Somalia, they were taught two words of English by the do-gooder loons the day they arrived, those words are "Police Brutality" if you should vist Lewiston Me and say 'hello" to a Somalian they will smile and say "Police Brutality" most Mainers smile back and say
"f-ck you" then the Somalian will reply, "Police Brutality" they can't drive but they are issued free drivers licenses they are required to sign them when they do they sign "Police Brutality" when one of them has a baby they name them "Oboota Whahingy Police Brutality Smith"
Come to Maine, the way life should be.
