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Old 07-30-2007, 03:05 PM   #1
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Default New Theory suggests JFK was not shot at all....

Amazing new evidence!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._kennedy_wasnt
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DALLAS—A controversial new book about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy has raised questions not about the role of a lone gunman or a conspiracy of shooters, but about whether the late president was even even shot at all.
While the book, Outside the Crosshairs, does not dispute the fact that a massive portion of Kennedy's skull was separated from his head during the 1963 Dallas visit, it maintains that the president suffered fatal explosive- cranial trauma through means completely unrelated to gunshots.
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Old 07-30-2007, 03:19 PM   #2
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Back in '63 a small steak and egg breakfast with cigs and 3 cups of coffee was considered low-cal and of course there was more MSG in Lobster Sauce than there was pork? or whatever meat they put in that sauce. Add in the annoying Congressional Republicans/Commies in the USSR and Cuba or should I say Cuber, and its pretty clear that the Prez' bad Cholesterol level could have been explosively bad.
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Truly brilliant. They offend every now and then, but they are generally bloody funny.
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Default Re: New Theory suggests JFK was not shot at all....

Laura ran him over when she was drunk...
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no, you want him to drown.
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Amazing new evidence!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._kennedy_wasnt
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DALLAS—A controversial new book about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy has raised questions not about the role of a lone gunman or a conspiracy of shooters, but about whether the late president was even even shot at all.
While the book, Outside the Crosshairs, does not dispute the fact that a massive portion of Kennedy's skull was separated from his head during the 1963 Dallas visit, it maintains that the president suffered fatal explosive- cranial trauma through means completely unrelated to gunshots.
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Even us foilhat moonbat loonies can laugh at ourselves.
Gee, thats funny I could have sworn I saw his head fly apart on this,this home movie taken by a MR. Zapruder.Well I'll be damned. All this time I've been liveing a lie.
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Where was Cheney back in '63? He's got a proclivity for blasting people in the head.
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Where was Cheney back in '63? He's got a proclivity for blasting people in the head.
He was duck hunting in the Grassy Knoll

Why the hell hasn't somebody thought of this before, Poor Oswald.
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