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#11
06-12-2007, 07:57 PM
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Re: Politically incorrect jokes
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06-13-2007, 01:19 PM
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Re: Politically incorrect jokes
What would you call it when an Italian woman has one leg shorter than the other? Ilene What's the difference between an Irish marriage and an Irish funeral? One drunk. What would you call it when an Japanese woman has one leg shorter than the other? Irene
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06-13-2007, 02:34 PM
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Re: Politically incorrect jokes
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06-13-2007, 03:01 PM
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Re: Politically incorrect jokes
How is a Mexican and a cue ball alike????........................
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them. (Told to me by the court's Spanish interpreter)
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06-13-2007, 03:08 PM
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Re: Politically incorrect jokes
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef. Where do you get virgin wool from? A. Ugly sheep. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now? A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, let the b!tch cook in the dark. What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A. A computer only needs the information punched into it once. Why are women like condoms? A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dink. What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill? Patty What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill? Frank What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox? Bill What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art! How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? He heard boys' pants were half-off. Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"? Two 5 year olds. How does an Italian get into an honest business? A. Usually through the skylight. What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be? A. The least hairy of the three.
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06-13-2007, 04:38 PM
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Re: Politically incorrect jokes
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Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? A. They both race around Uranus knocking off Klingons.
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