Holy Diver

when comedy reflects society in this way, its actually "Tragedy"

Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

"I learned all that really matters about the Muslim faith on 9/11," Gentries said in reference to the terrorist attacks on the United States undertaken by 19 of Islam's approximately 1.6 billion practitioners. "What more do I need to know to stigmatize Muslims everywhere as inherently violent radicals?"

"And now they want to build a mosque at Ground Zero," continued Gentries, eliminating any distinction between the 9/11 hijackers and Muslims in general. "No, I won't examine the accuracy of that statement, but yes, I will allow myself to be outraged by it and use it as evidence of these people's universal callousness toward Americans who lost loved ones when the Twin Towers fell."




sound like anyone we know?

DarrylS

"Clydie Clyde" or "Lush Rimjob" will be calling this dude forthwith..

Pam Geller will be invitin him over..

Life is imitating art..

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khayos

Sounds like all you intolerant lefties and Israel.

IcyPatriot

good find ... love the Onion ... I wish I was a good enough writer to do stories there.

Holy Diver

hahahahahahah!.....did you copy that line from the article????

too funny......just perfect!

when painted into a corner by humor, the subject matter pointed at everyone else.

Harry Boy

He's a good writer, I'd like to see him do a little story about the Abuse Of Women, Beheadings, Stoning Women To Death and a new one "Paralizing"

I would also like some storys written by American Muslim Authors condeming the "killers among them" imagine what good could be done if the Muslim Community in America banded together and Went After the Terrorist Muslim.

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Harry Boy (Genius)

In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself

chicowalker

Not really the right material for The Onion...


Yeah, clearly it's their fault. And I'm sure you also blame all Catholics for pederast priests.

PatsFanInVa

What the hell is paralizing?

Harry Boy

CNN
Saudi newspaper Okaz reported that the judge in the case had sent letters to several hospitals in Saudi Arabia asking if they could sever a man's spinal cord, as the man he allegedly stabbed had requested and, under sharia law, was his right to seek.
Saudi Arabia urged not to paralyze man as retribution punishment - CNN.com

We could use a few of these Judges over here..........

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Harry Boy (Genius)

In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself

wistahpatsfan

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