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The Newly Named "Fidel Castro Hospital" NYC 10:00 AM:
Man stumbles into the Hospital off the street and goes to the front desk, there is a sign on the wall that reads "FREE HEALTH CARE GOD BLESS TED KENNEDY"
The man says to the nurse, "Help me please"
Nurse "What seems to be the trouble"
Man "I can't breath, my chest hurts"
Nurse "Have a seat in room four please"
The next day, 10:00 AM, New Communist Uncle Teddy Hospital:
A man in a wheelchair with one arm, no legs and a little sign attached around his neck that says "I am blind, I have Parkinsons Disease" comes down the hallway and stops in front of the nurses desk, he removes a breathing tube from his mouth and says, "Good morning nurse"
The nurse replies, "Good morning Doctor Shakesbad"
Dr Shakesbad asks, "do you have anything for me this "wheeze" morning"
Nurse "yes doctor, there is a gentleman in room four with chest pains"
Doctor "well, go in and tell him I'll see him next Tuesday"
Nurse "yes Doctor"
The nurse steps into room four, there is a dead man on the floor, human feces and urine are all over the walls, the nurse yells at the dead body and says, "DR SHAKESBAD WILL SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY"
MR GORBACHEV, "TEAR DOWN THAT WALL"
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So far, every time someone tries for socialism all in one shot, the people wake up and keep it from happening. What's been happening is that we're getting socialism one bill at a time. Under that strategy, we were getting Hillary-Care in small pieces.
your inability to debate is beyond the pale... i would love to see you at one podium across from Ted at the other... he'd destroy you...
perhaps you could just ignore the issues and just repeat "Chappaquiddick" over and over....
No, I have a couple of other questions I would like to ask him, I would like to know how it is possible for one man to keep falling out of his boat all summer when he is trying to dock, it has gotten so bad that photographer's have been banned from the Kennedy compound, I would also like to ask him how he gets away with driving on the sidewalk in Hyannis when he is making a trip to the Liquor Store, I would also like to ask him why he has no "Minority Friends" visit the compound and get drunk with him since Sammy Davis died, and the big thing I would like to ask him is, how he feels knowing that George Bush's portrait will hang on the wall in the White House and his Never Will.
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Harry Boy (Genius)
In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself
of course you'd make it personal... he'd still make quick work of you over things that matter... like the issues of the day, of which you speak with flawed intuition and present no facts...
of course you'd make it personal... he'd still make quick work of you over things that matter... like the issues of the day, of which you speak with flawed intuition and present no facts...
I wouldn't care to debate him, when he starts yelling he spits all over the people in front of him.
The next time he is giving one of his bellowing rousing anti Bush tirades watch his mouth closely, you will see little balls of spit flying all over the room and down the front of his shirt.
KKK Byrd "Drools"
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In The Absence Of Law And Order Society Will Surely Destroy Itself