01-11-2007, 10:29 AM
Look Up, It's Amazing
Join Date: Nov 2005
Uncle Teddy Free Health Care
Free Communist (Uncle Teddy) Health Care:
The Newly Named "Fidel Castro Hospital" NYC 10:00 AM:
Man stumbles into the Hospital off the street and goes to the front desk, there is a sign on the wall that reads "FREE HEALTH CARE GOD BLESS TED KENNEDY"
The man says to the nurse, "Help me please"
Nurse "What seems to be the trouble"
Man "I can't breath, my chest hurts"
Nurse "Have a seat in room four please"
The next day, 10:00 AM, New Communist Uncle Teddy Hospital:
A man in a wheelchair with one arm, no legs and a little sign attached around his neck that says "I am blind, I have Parkinsons Disease" comes down the hallway and stops in front of the nurses desk, he removes a breathing tube from his mouth and says, "Good morning nurse"
The nurse replies, "Good morning Doctor Shakesbad"
Dr Shakesbad asks, "do you have anything for me this "wheeze" morning"
Nurse "yes doctor, there is a gentleman in room four with chest pains"
Doctor "well, go in and tell him I'll see him next Tuesday"
Nurse "yes Doctor"
The nurse steps into room four, there is a dead man on the floor, human feces and urine are all over the walls, the nurse yells at the dead body and says, "DR SHAKESBAD WILL SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY"
MR GORBACHEV, "TEAR DOWN THAT WALL"
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