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Originally Posted by PatsFanInEaglesLand
I guess I never thought of him as a good president, but that information surely changes that.
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To be a good president to a liberal democrat, you have to do the following,
Be politically correct at all times.
Let every third world country on the planet ***** all over you.
Have Lefty Movie Stars visit the White House every week end.
Have sex with them every weekend.
Give The Panama Canal Away
See a flying saucer
Hold Up A Beagle By His Ears
Make believe you love Minority's, gush and fawn when you see one.
Always have minority's standing around you when giving a speech.
Try to look like a cute little boy, (bite your lip)
Bomb a Chinese Embassy
Lie to a grand jury
Steal spoons and dishes when you leave the White House
Kill A Cat
Rape somebody
Pardon all your wifes criminal friends
Masturbate under your desk while you have phone sex.
PRESIDENT FORD WAS ONE OF THE MOST DECENT MEN IN POLITICS.
RIP