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Old 10-30-2006, 10:40 AM   #1
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This was obviously written by the other side, but I have to admit it is funny...





6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.


6:05 p.m. - Opening prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson
and Rev. Al Sharpton


6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.


6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.


7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri
defense fund.


7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.


7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael
Moore)


8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.


9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and
female couples)


9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *


10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn
and Tim Robbins


10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal
toss.


10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'


10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.


10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.


11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and same


sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor


11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.


11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally led by Jane
Fonda.


11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


12:00 a.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.


Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive
Hillary home from the convention?

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Old 10-30-2006, 11:20 AM   #2
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Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive
Hillary home from the convention?
Funny funny stuff!

As for your suggestion on Kennedy, maybe we can convince Cheney to take Bush quail hunting as well.
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Old 10-30-2006, 11:47 AM   #3
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Originally Posted by Turk
This was obviously written by the other side, but I have to admit it is funny...





6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.


6:05 p.m. - Opening prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson
and Rev. Al Sharpton


6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.


6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.


7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri
defense fund.


7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.


7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael
Moore)


8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.


9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and
female couples)


9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *


10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn
and Tim Robbins


10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal
toss.


10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'


10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.


10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.


11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and same


sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor


11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.


11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally led by Jane
Fonda.


11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


12:00 a.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.


Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive
Hillary home from the convention?
. That's funny, oops I mean an example of Rovian brain washing.
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. That's funny, oops I mean an example of Rovian brain washing.
The real funny thing about it is "it's true"
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