10-30-2006, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: London, just off the Eastern Seaboard
Re: Convention :)
Originally Posted by Turk
This was obviously written by the other side, but I have to admit it is funny...
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m. - Opening prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson
and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn
and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and same
sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally led by Jane
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 a.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive
Hillary home from the convention?
. That's funny, oops I mean an example of Rovian brain washing.
The blog of our recent trip to The States (September and October 2012):
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